Killua

best friend award recipient, hunter for hire, professional sex haver, godspeed

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

my irrational fear is being called a lazy bones by the cart narc guy

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

shits so gay. cant drink while u play, cant run, cant heckle. softest event in the world

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Wow.

Augusta has a strict “No running” policy.

This patron was caught running, and has been promptly escorted out of the tournament and was “Kindly asked to not come back.”

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

I could never go to the masters just in the fact that ill never support sober golfing. softest shit in the world. #Masters

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

my b corbin…… had a few mahi mahi busch lattes

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

MLB PREDICTIONS
AL MVP : Aaron Judge
NL MVP : Acuna
AL CY : Corvin Burns
NL CY: Wheeler
WS : Braves over Mariners 4-0

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

@GetSpectrum your wifi is the absolute worst thing ever, its like you dont even try to have internet. I cannot wait till august till I can get comcast. absolutely abysmal

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

@nolimitbird_ lululemon is the difference between poor people and people who shop at costco

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

tyle hates drinking as much as boobie loves wearing rings

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

@nolimitbird_ wed be worse

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

@doubleJtooswagy no. not even close. coffee is gay asf

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

👀👀👀 killua knows….

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

NFL hot takes for the 23-24 season 🚨
1. Steelers win the AFC North
2. Stroud wins OROY
3. Montgomrey leads the league in YPC
4. Saints win the NFC South
5. Jets miss playoffs
6. Lions first round bye

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

heimy hates sharing, almost as much as tyler hates hanging with his boys

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

ryder cup more like im gay for watching cup

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

another great day without cooper the fraud kupp on the field

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

feelin like obito rn ngl

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

Alcoholic Beverages Pre Season Power Rankings 🚨

1. Busch Peach
2. Busch Light
3. Glass Corona with Lime
4. Blue Light on the Boat
5. ML HighLife
6. Michelob Ultra
7. Budweiser
8. Vodka Reddy
9. Scooby Snack Shots
10. Green Tea Shot

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

@nolimitbird_ gotchu

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

JULY RESTAURANT POWER RANKINGS 🚨

1. Applebees
2. Bdubs
3. McDonalds
4. El Azteca
5. Main Street Pub
6. The Old Goat
7. Red Lobsta
8. Culvers
9. Ruth Chris Steakhouse
10. Arbys

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

@nolimitbird_ the power rankings are a collective of people, restaurants and owners all voting

[Killua @KilluaBurner69]

the day I found out I was financially more betteroff than other people was when I was the few who never been to a costco #poorstore