Box Monster

Now the second SECOND original #BOXMONSTER !! RAWR‼️#BOXMONSTER2.0

[Box Monster @KillzPunx]

WILL BOX MONSTER EVER GET TO 1M ❤️'S??? https://t.co/KEy4oU8z4U

[Hail To The Tide 🐘 @HailToTheTide]

CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND!!

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#ROLLTIDE #CFBPlayoff

[Dave Hancock @dhancock110]

Really humbled by the support given to Melissa & I, so far.

Even if you can’t donate, please like & RT. After years of battling infertility & being foster parents to kids in need, we can finally give forever homes to 2 twin girls. Thanks, all! #2sweet

https://t.co/IzT4wx1kZq

[Sasha @AboynamedSasha]

My height of popularity coincided with having my jaw wired shut

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

My WWE name would be Conversation Killer

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

No one, in human history, has ever said something true followed by “believe me”.

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I’m not a quitter...I just choose to stop participating before everyone else

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I wish unlocking my iPhone made a drum roll sound

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I never understood the phrase “days that end in why” until I had kids.

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I bought these off eBay so my son doesn’t grow up to be a pussy

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

*Goes to the store for milk & bread

*Comes home w/cigarettes & m&m's

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks like the lost Blues Brother

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I was in the bloods so I always park in crip spaces

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I want to start sentences using “I” less.

*Starting now

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I wasn’t in HS band...Those girls will sleep w/you anyways

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

I hope there’s a special place in hell for drivers that don’t know how to use a turn lane

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

If you don’t ❤️ my tweet, I’ll just pin it to my profile...asshole

[Box Monster @KillzPunx]

@HowardFrischer @theGreatKat1 THERE BETTER BE MEAT UNDER THAT CHEESE!!

[Box Monster @KillzPunx]

WHAT’S MY PASSWORD AGAIN?? https://t.co/wOJxVIpbon

[Box Monster @KillzPunx]

@DoItAnyway_ @BrownDogBlanket HOW DID I NOT KNOW TODAY WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?? BAD MONSTER!! RAWR!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHONDA. I CANT WAIT TIL I HAVE 280 CHARACTERS TO TELL YOU

[Nouveau Milieu Classe @Chris_Midkiff_]

Yessss! I am now a proud patron of The Bass Guy Show on @patreon, and you should be too: #NewPatron https://t.co/R8StU4savL