Uncle Hot Dog

Former light-heavyweight, now just a heavyweight. Part owner of a 1X 1st place, 2X 2nd place, 2X 3rd place Fantasy NASCAR Team. MIL➡️CHI➡️CLE➡️CHI

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Put up a new PR yesterday, I ate 4 pieces of @LouMalnatis deep dish in one sitting

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@CharlieBerens @YouBetchaGuy @BelliedUpPod we are planning a bachelor party in the Wisconsin Dells for a group of fellas in their early thirties during February. Open to any and all suggestions and you and the crew can pull up #justasking #manythanks #runnyranch @SteveMeintz

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Making business deals while playing Bar Dice out in Singapore on Saturday getting wasted #accidentalActionBronson

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@duolingo your Ai is tripping #chill #DuolingoNSFW

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@stavvybaby supporting anyway possible so Eldis can have lunch today

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Anyone else currently attempting to help their dad over FaceTime to share your Amazon Prime Account for football and trying not to cause an argument?

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The blue line on the @cta smells like BBQ Pulled Pork right now and I’m not mad

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@Jerrythekid21 That accident was wild

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Turns out that noise canceling headphones only mute the sound of your fart for you, and not those in the same staircase you’re using…

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@Jerrythekid21 I’m moving this week to Chicago @Jerrythekid21, same situation

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Ran out of @DietCoke at work today, time to go home!

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@nachosteve69 This is this biggest lie I have ever seen @SteveMeintz

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Bring @Jerrythekid21 too

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⁦@BarstoolBigCat⁩ join the group chat and play with the big dawgs

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If @Drake ever needs a model for a Big & Tall line for @welcomeOVO… my rates are cheap #Quebec #OVO

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@Chuckie_Swans Can validate, I have stayed in the guest bedroom, 5/5 in comfort and overall experience. I will be recommending this guest bedroom to others wanting to experience the Greater Metro Detroit area.

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@Chuckie_Swans This is my new background #motivationmonday but it’s Friday