Kimberly Allen

I like deep conversations and shallow tv

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@sarahndipity18 Leaving the house after 9pm with any amount of warning on a weeknight is chaotic.

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@CJ83672372 @showmetheyamz SM

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@sarahndipity18 See this is why I’m mean to men at bars!!!

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@Spelman22 Okay yes but I LIKE sharing a work anniversary. I do NOT LIKE sharing it with a gesture of love and affection for someone other than me. I’m selfish like that.

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Just found out my work anniversary is the same as my sister’s relationship anniversary. So if anyone needs me I’ll be locating the nearest cliff.

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@zemblanity18 What was it?? Do I need to read it?? Say no because I have too much I already have to read and haven’t

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@zemblanity18 But was the book good?

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@sarahndipity18 Why would you make me aware of this?? Must we all suffer??

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@sarahndipity18 Maybe that’s why I’m so smart, men don’t give me attention 😒

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@sarahndipity18 Any time boo 😘

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@zemblanity18 Omg the EYELASHES, the POUTY LIPS, the CHUBBY CHEEKS

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@sarahndipity18 NOOOOOO

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@sarahndipity18 And then I’m pretty sure she went on to date her ex bff’s ex-husband and they trauma bonded over the betrayal

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The makeup artists on this show were not good at color correction

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Big Time Rush is on Netflix and therefore I will be accomplishing nothing productive until my binge-session is complete

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Not a kid. Especially when 12 year old Tamir was a man.

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@sarahndipity18 God-milf?

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@sarahndipity18 You know I hate doing things and going places. Can’t we just sit next to each other in silence while watching TikToks?