Kim Blish

I am a California native. I have had the chicken pox twice. And I have a bent urethra.

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

No Shane MacGowan in the “In Memoriam” montage CNN? #CNNNYE

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

Carbs for President.

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

I have a dad bod. 😎

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

I’m bad at shoes ☹️.

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

People wearing medical masks out in the world, are you afraid of my germs, or should I be afraid of yours?

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

I think I’m completely over rubber stamps.

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

"How can you tell?" A poem by Google.

[B.A.R.N. @BabyAnimalsRant]

B.A.R.N. Episode 36: @MrGeorgeWallace's back as Big Baby Rhino, fired up for Jon @Ossoff #FlipThe6th #VoteYourOssoff https://t.co/Gk9rYI1XTv

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

I am the only one who likes "Big Little Lies".

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B.A.R.N Episode 29: Honored to have actual transgender student/activist Lia voice Baby Giraffe. Will you stand with her?

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B.A.R.N. Episode 28: Baby Sloth is not chill about Republicans skipping town halls and saying protesters are fake. Featuring @KimBlish.

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B.A.R.N. Episode 24: Baby Pomeranian is barking like a boss about Trump's "extreme vetting" ideas. Starring the talented & woke @GoConstance

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B.A.R.N. Episode 21: We told real children about PBS Kids being in danger & recorded the response. We proudly present Baby Snail & Baby Rat.

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B.A.R.N. Episode 19: Jewish Baby Gorilla lets loose on Trump and "Biscuit Dough" Bannon. Featuring the stupendous @TheRachelFisher.

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B.A.R.N. Episode 18: Baby Hedgehog is back to perfectly capture life during the endless avalanche of awful news. Starring @ErinMalloryLong.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'm back on @BabyAnimalsRant as Big Baby Rhino, tellin' "The Walking Circus Peanut" where he can shove that damn wall and whatnot. #FF

[Kim Blish @kimblish]

For someone who knows a lot about some things, I sure don't know a lot about other things.

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B.A.R.N. Episode 10: Russian Baby Bear confirms our worst fears about the "Puppet Elect". #GoldenShowers #PEEOTUS

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Baby Seal explains why Trump naming a climate change denier to head the EPA could be a natural disaster. Voiced by BARN co-creator @trichner

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In our third episode of Baby Animals Rant the News, Baby Sloth has some thoughts about the drug war and new AG pick, Jeff Sessions. Enjoy.