Kim Kernan

Only here to post shower thoughts and air my dirty laundry.

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

If you don’t woogity woogity me back we can’t be friends.

[Dane Magic @danemagic]

@KimBurLeeGrace “Y’all.”

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

@danemagic I get what you mean now 😣 I was thinking of a more ‘sarcastic’ situation, but yeah… that’s something alright

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Girls nights in your 30’s hit different and I’m here for it.

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

I’m at the age where I like to dance in my kitchen… but when I’m really feeling the song my knees pop and my back cracks. Roll with the punches & pops I guess

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

I’m not interested in your zodiac sign… but do tell the locations/cities you have saved on your weather app 😎

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Oh, you’re in your 30’s now? Welcome to the chapter of “what the fuck am I doing?”

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Build a Bear... but for women like me who are in need of a bigger 🍑 A Build a Booty workshop (gym)! I need this in my life.

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

How does one walk thru the checkout aisle at TJ’s or Marshall’s and NOT buy something?

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Did you even Cinco de Mayo if you didn’t go to Lowe’s/Home Depot and buy a bottle of tequila today?

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

I’ve never been so happy to have a sunburn 😌

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

I don’t need to know your zodiac sign. Just tell my what kind of chapstick you carry around

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Ummm so I just realized I don’t know how to date in this new world we live in. I’m like a decade behind on all of this stuff. SOS. K thanks.

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

I genuinely wonder what my neighbors next door think when they hear me hollering “Alexa next song Beytch!” when I’m having a solo jam sesh inside. Also, I live in a house 📢🎤

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Daddy issues are overemphasized. Let’s talk about them Mommy issues for a minute...

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Guy flirting with me: “I like your blue eyes” Me: “Thanks! They’re original.” 🥸

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

@rickygervais I feel so dumb for not knowing this!!!! I knew of other plants that were toxic to animals but I didn’t know lilies were! Thank you so much for letting me know 😖

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

@rickygervais Gotta respect a cat who stops to smell the roses. Or discount lilies in this case 😄

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

@_Calihan26 I hope you weren’t one who witnessed it. A lot of other people we went to AIT with did. 😂😫

[Kim Kernan @KimBurLeeGrace]

Just had a random “cringe” moment thinking about the time I accidentally posted semi nude photos to FB once, circa 2011, and immediately fell asleep for about 45 minutes 😅🥴