This is effectively what multiple intelligence services all over the world are currently doing to you in a coordinated fashion with the concept of "dating".
FINALLY SOMEONE IN THE POKÉMON UNIVERSE WITH PROPER PPE!! (pokemon professors are notoriously bad at this)
glasses, gloves, closed shoes, and lab coat. good work my little sciencey friend!
I think if authors are too poor to survive piracy and readers are too poor not to pirate then we need to have a really serious conversation about where all that money is and why it isn't circulating properly.
Currently in a copyright dispute with YouTube where they don't believe that I am the creator of my 2006 podcast Limmy's World of Glasgow.
Kafkaesque is the word, I think.