Kim English Major

pc english alum/kim english & erin batth disciple/friars fan. 'the left' your burner community warned you about.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

Boom. Boom. Boom.
That’s your heartbeat
Going go. Friars. Go. Friars.
In the middle of a tornado watch
That’s what it’s going to be like
When Georgetown comes in
It’ll be a tornado
And the Friars’re gonna persevere

— s. sears, aug. 2023

[B.O.B @its_BREN_real]

I really don’t think Cooley could begin to comprehend the monster he has created by turning his back. One day closer to what will be the craziest atmosphere CBB has ever witnessed.
“It’s gonna be a tornado.”

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

Events that also launched @NoEscalators' career as a sports photographer.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

Hmmm, what other significant event that might have an impact on assessments on Hurley's worth as a head coach happened the year Cooley left Providence and then again the season after?

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

The right is so batty these days they can't even recognize their own traditions of mocking queer people when they see them.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

What is going on at the Air Force…. Reportedly at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

A modest proposal: Students showing the bouncer a selfie from the AMP with the game clock at zero should be good for skipping the line and recieving a drink ticket at Brad's on game nights.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@DunkPrincess22 Excellent work. Blueberry vanilla goat cheese is 💯

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

The "37 mil to keep one shark alive" claim is, of course, a right-wing canard aimed at convincing people to hand the keys to the federal government over to Reddit bros with a vendetta against the world because nobody wanted to go to prom with them. But I do wish it were true.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

DOUBLE THE SHARK SPENDING! TRIPLE THE SHARK SPENDING! Squeeze every last DROP out of the American taxpayer to keep this deceptively friend-shaped ancient fish alive forever.

[RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS @SaladBarFan]

The Federal government spent $37m last year keeping a 392 year old Greenland shark alive.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@walkrightier "The Order of the Rose" is a load-bearing reference for me when it comes to silly honors and empty recognitions in politics and higher ed.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@walkrightier Yes, it was definitely my sisters who picked The Princess Diaries. I had zero input, no sir.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

The "two or three percent" line is rightfully getting lampooned, but let's not overlook the absurdity of "the 90% who have a true understanding of change."

Rhode Islanders: Famously understanding of change

[dave @davecoolatta]

@44BlessedPCBC

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@KevinMcNamara33 "Real PC fans" are more than capable of wanting to win and wanting Cooley to lose. Some would even say these outcomes go hand-in-hand.

[Coach Batth @CoachErinBatth]

Great Day to be a Friar!

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@walkrightier Threatening to hold votes on a Saturday like it's some sort of nuclear option is tremendous.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

Ban TikTok now.

[Marc D'Amelio @marcdamelio]

Been busy, how did Providence do tonight?

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@patty_b519 At least Pete didn't have to sit through the rest of the movie.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

Big East fans (especially of legacy Big East schools): before you don your navy blue, gold, and kelly green — remember that Notre Dame didn't hesitate to abandon us all in 2013 for thirty pieces of silver and Orange Bowl eligibility.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@patty_b519 Rudy is fundamentally a film about idolatry and wasted human effort.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@patty_b519 What a surprise: the men at the table share a misguided romantic attachment to a past not only dead, but indeed murdered by the object of their pitifiul devotion. Meanwhile, the woman speaks the truth.

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

@patty_b519 I just read this in the voice of my insufferable study abroad housemate

[Kim English Major @KimEnglishMajor]

Sometimes I surprise even myself with my capacity to be a hater. And yet here I am, standing proudly arm-in-arm with my brother in Christ, Vice President Elect J.D. Vance, in support of the Buckeyes of THE Ohio State University against Notre Dame.