kiki

I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[oı̣ןǝɹnɐ🇮🇹’’ @Aurelio_Uzmki]

La température dehors mdrrr comme on est dans la map désert de Mario kart c’est bien

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me when I find out that a person from season 3 of my life knows a character from season 7

[Cha'hore🕊️ @humanismeNK]

Vous voulez interdire l'avortement ?

Très bien. Tests de paternité obligatoires à la naissance.

Saisie automatique sur salaire.

Zéro contact ? On continue à payer.

L'égalité n'est pas une option.

[ok mec @alorslazo2]

T'es la t'as plus de clope faut que t'en gratte une tu vois tout le monde avec des puff ptn mais où sont passés nos traditions

[Harram @_harramm]

God's most beautiful creation

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

My mom and her friend were on vacation in Italy and went looking for a place to have lunch in this small village. They found what looked like a cute little café with a patio and sat down.

This old man comes out, brings them pasta, coffee, juice, everything they ordered, and then just sits down to chat with them.

When they asked for the bill the man looked genuinely confused
Turns out it wasn’t a café. They had walked into some random guy’s private home and asked him to feed them 😭

And he just… did it. Italy I love you.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

When they ask how I spend my day at home alone

I'm never alone

[Miilato @miiilato]

i’m at a point where I can't even call it “procrastinating” anymore, I'm straight up jeopardizing my future

[‏ً @ewedunega]

Me losing all my humor and social skills the moment someone I don’t know joins the conversation

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

POV: trying to remember that one word that will unlock the whole sentence

[fle @deadeademon]

Excellent

[Dave @tufdave]

Unpopular opinion: Apple Music should be free if I got a fucking iPhone

[s @maozedingue]

tu dors en débardeur tu te réveilles en mode la liberté guidant en peuple

[76´ @amer76_]

la performance que février a lâchée pour réussir à réunir l’hiver, le printemps, l’été, Epstein, la Saint-Valentin, le Ramadan, le Carême et la guerre en seulement 28 jours

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

[kiki @KimGeorges9]

this would actually heal me

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

reasons why you shouldn't fall asleep at a cat café. 😺😴

[Delphine @grandebougie]

Je rentre dans ma chambre.
Main droite j'ai mon téléphone.
Main gauche mon mug rempli d'un cafe bien chaud.
Mon cerveau souhaite jeter mon téléphone sur mon lit.
Devinez ce que j'ai lancé..?!