Kim Jong Will

PGH-DC-SD I’m here for the sports, not the bots #Steelers 🏈 #Wizards🏀 #Pirates⚾️ #Padres⚾️ #Nationals⚾️

[Kim Jong Will @KimJongWillFF]

@Ihartitz *Tomlin voice*

You can’t toast a bagel in a microwave, Ian

[Kim Jong Will @KimJongWillFF]

41 years old
Last place in my dynasty league 2x in a row (Tank=Success)
-40 yd dash: 6.56s 💩
-3-cone drill: 8.88s 😁
-pushups: 26 😑

I’m running again before wk 1 for my 2025 punishment - it will be worse

#FantasyFootball
#DraftSZN
#Dynasty
#NFLcombine
#FantasyLoser

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@FFMikeKash

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#FantasyFootball @sleeper
Draft SZN is officially here - time for the dumbest possible things to happen in the groupchat ❤️

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@LateRoundQB @TheFFBallers @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck

#FantasyFootball draft SZN is my favorite time of year

it’s only a few weeks until I get to watch one of the guys in my home league draft Brandon Aubrey in the 7th round

[Kim Jong Will @KimJongWillFF]

Wow

i didnt did appreciate how incredible it was to get to watch #usmnt  vs Australia until i woke up today

i can confidently say that this is the best its ever felt to he a #USAsoccer fan https://t.co/47Cc5lnAAQ

[Kim Jong Will @KimJongWillFF]

2/2 runway & then they said the AC was broken. It was 95 degrees - ur seriously lucky no one had a heart attack/fainted/a seizure. We deplaned & noone from American announced shit. We had to beg them to walk onto the plane & talk to the pilot.

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#WashingtonWizards

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@DannyBKelly
@craighorlbeck talking about Drew Allar = George Constanza on manure

“Horse manures not that bad. I dont even mind the word manure. U know its NURE which is good & a MA in front of it. MA-NURE. When u consider the other choices manure is actually pretty refreshing”

[Kim Jong Will @KimJongWillFF]

@craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly
Low Stakes Conspiracy Theory:

Nothing that Wilt Chamberlain ever did is real.

There are only 2 photos from his 100 pt game.

He slept with 20,000 women and has 0 kids.

People claim he went water-skiing at 120 mph with bare feet

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@henrycmckenna incorrect

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@tomandmartys @Tyler_Covers Dammit I replied too late and now it looks dumb. Whatever you get my point - Definitive W for Larry 🎯

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@tomandmartys @Tyler_Covers Legendary response

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@loebsleads DK Metcalf is a BUM

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@WallStreetApes disney fuggin sucks yall

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is actually insane

American booked a Disney World vacation for his family

“I want to explain to you how insane these prices are”

“A few weeks ago, I just flew my family, my entire family across the world for a ski vacation to Courchevel, France — the largest ski area in the world. Flew them across the world, got them new gear for snowboarding, private lessons. Stayed in five-star hotels, ate at amazing restaurants, 2 of them Michelin Star restaurants, all of that in France and Switzerland

Half the price of taking my family to Disney World and Universal Studios for five days”

“Really think about that for a second. You can take your family to Europe, fly business class, eat in Michelin star restaurants, five-star hotels for half the price than Disney World.”

[Clint @TheClintak]

@TheAthletic @minakimes

[Devana 🇺🇦 @DevanaUkraine]

Trump in "Lord of the Rings" 😀

[Kim Jong Will @KimJongWillFF]

@HustleBitch_ this guy is 4 ft 9 in tall and this house has ZERO storage

for $140 LOL

are you fucking kidding me bro?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Josh Johnson destroying Elon Musk for begging Epstein to come to the pedo island is the funniest shit I’ve seen this morning.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa, and it turned out to be the most wholesome convo ever