Kim Kardashian

Live, Love, Laugh

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This is why I have such a NICE ASS ;) http://t.co/KKKvlLg5xP -sp

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OMG Taylor Swift is NOT innocent! http://t.co/hGTxItYmnX

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OMG Taylor Swift is such a whore!! http://t.co/hGTxItYmnX

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How I stay got my ass ;) '1' Way 2 Shed '12'lbs In Days http://t.co/AyLsJHzREB -sp

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Dear Heart, why HIM?

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Philophobia: Fear of emotional attachment. Fear of being in or falling in love.

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I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most.

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I accepted the fact that he and I will never be, but he'll always be the one who puts butterflies in my stomach no matter what.

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Maybe its time for you to stop judging people and start judging yourself for doing the exact same thing that the person you judge did.

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Lying awake in bed at night making mental movies of perfect scenarios.

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When I text you, it means I miss you. When I don't text you, it means I'm waiting for you to miss me.

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I'm difficult, but I promise i'm worth it.

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I hate when my phone vibrates, and it's not you.

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There�s so much I keep bottled up, only because I don�t have time for sympathy, apologies, and fake ass "friends" pretending they care

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Mom: "YOU'RE GROUNDED." Me: "Psh. Fine I don't care." Mom: "Give me your phone then." Me: "OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU."

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Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom.

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I'm NOT your plan B.

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It�s amazing how one word from the right person can make you feel better in a second.

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�I�m happy for you�, that�s the hardest lie you can say to a special someone from your past who has found a new person to love.

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That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer to another question on the test.