🇺🇸TRUMP: "I've settled eight wars, actually nine, and now it looks like we could have 10."
🇮🇷IRAN: "This man actually started a war, lost it, and fools everyone by saying he settled it. Absolutely crazy." 🤣
🚨 BREAKING: Fox News confirms a massive humiliation for the White House. Donald Trump is forced to announce a complete surrender to Iran, lifting the US naval blockade.
Iran brilliantly outsmarted the American empire. The Trump administration totally capitulated!
@CalltoActivism So what’s truly bizarre is that this isn’t the first time. Must be closeted in some way. Some sort of self-hater. He’s thinking about this way too much.
🚨OMG. A fighter just declared “Michelle Obama is a man” on the White House lawn as Joe Rogan chuckles.
Tonight is a DISGRACE to our country, not a celebration.
Guess which one just won, bowed down to Trump, took the mic, and screamed “Michelle Obama is a man!”
Yes. Really. Disgusting. And unsurprisingly.
#UFCWhiteHouse is turning out even worse than expected.
Like everything Trump does.