Foundation fuhrer

promoter of early bed times, midday naps and drinking your water, 40 + Twitter

[Kim O'Connor @shallowbrigade]

I keep seeing these posts like "why on earth would you run for office with these skeletons in the closet." I'm going to hazard a guess that this thought never even occurred to him. He probably never once thought of this as an "incident" at all

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

i truly don’t think the men who have given me some of my darkest days have any recollection of them/would understand the severity of their actions enough to even think of it as a “skeleton” in their closet

[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

there’s literally a player as big and strong as Haaland IN THE SAME TEAM AS HIM and he’s not even half the player Haaland is because size is not what makes Haaland so lethal!

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[frida's child 🩸 @ModesteSirri]

this type of thinking is why we don't take spousal rape seriously, and it's always women who are made to feel that they owe sex.

any doctrine that's telling you you're entitled to another person's body is harmful.

sex should never be duty that is done to a person.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[Mike @da5705]

Usain Bolt is 6'5'' tall, built like a brick shithouse, the fastest human to ever live and has an argument to be the greatest athlete in the history of mankind.

He's tried playing football professionally, in a relatively mediocre league, and was shit.

[John Bennett @JohnBennettBBC]

I did a documentary about why the Paris area produces so many footballers. One of the big reasons was that kids from all backgrounds had access to good facilities and good coaching at affordable prices.

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Women often downplay sexual violations when we’re assaulted by men we know. We say it was a bad hookup, an uncomfortable sexual experience, it was our fault. That we do this doesn’t mean we weren’t assaulted. It means it’s difficult to admit a man we trusted did this

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Gryffix]

The American people did that.

America, the host, denied African fans and referees entry, refused Iran on its soil and rang up Infantino for a favour. Your commentators went viral weekly for disrespectful and arrogant comments.

If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

[Vihaan Easwar @vihaaneaswar]

the men also get half of the women’s prize money from the women’s world cup because money goes to the federation, not the teams. but don’t let facts get in the way of your thinly-veiled misogynistic engagement bait!

[emily may @emilykmay]

idk how anyone can read how men typically respond to women talking about being sexually assaulted and then be confused as to why women wouldn't want to go tell a bunch of men in law enforcement.

[fantastic @fantasticarg3]

Needing 3 jobs to be able to pay the bills is not the "winner" she thinks he is.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Soccer twitter is great, I am sad I wasn't plugged into it previously. Fav a few tweets, share a few dumb opinions, and now my timeline is like:

Russell Westbrook and DK Metcalf could defeat Brazil's current squad with 6 months of training, particularly since Brazil is no longer a team of creative Catholic heathens; also the Americans have 11 Erling Haalands in every mid-size Ohio town but many of them will never make it because they have to pay club fees so they're instead forced to play power forward in the MAC, and America's loudest soccer voice is like "Shareholders see this as a good return on an investment, if you disagree you are woke."

[emily may @emilykmay]

right-wing men view women as private property; left-wing men view women as public property.

this was a rough discovery as someone who was raised on the right-wing and inherently trusted progressive men.

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

no they were not, they just found socially acceptable loopholes to be working women

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

oomf = one of my followers
a person who follows you

moot = mutual follower
you both follow each other

Essentially, all moots are oomfs, but not all oomfs are moots.

[emily may @emilykmay]

far too many men are reacting to seeing themselves in rape allegations because they think "rapist" means you had to snatch a woman jogging on a trail, not that you drunkenly showed up at your girlfriend's place and ignored her protests.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Because yall don’t understand idioms no more. It mean you can’t have it both ways. It don’t mean you literally can’t have cake. If you eat da cake it’s gone which means you can either eat da cake or not eat da cake.