Kim Patterson

Texas A&M '15. Dallas gal living in Houston. I like Jesus, sports & wine. Wife to Garrett & mama to two amazing kiddos

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

My tweets usually only make sense while watching live sporting events 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

He won’t have clothes until 8pm tomorrow if he’s lucky. He’s 6’8. He can’t just run to dillards.

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Well @united is a joke. Hubs flew out this AM for a work trip to Louisville 15 hours after we buried his dad. His bag didn’t make it on the plane. They told him they’d put it on the next flight out and he should have it tonight. It instead got put on a flight to San Fran.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WALKOFF HOME RUN IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT

BRADEN MONTGOMERY WELCOME TO THE SHOW

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

@HEB plz fix your website cart. My curbside time expires in 30 mins 🫠

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Chilifest getting a shutout on national tv is hilarious

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Well starting pitching only lasted 2/3 of an inning… beautiful Saturday so far in CStat 😘 #gigem

[Cold Chedda @CheddaCold]

Who’s the genius that planned ring day, parents weekend, baseball game, chilifest and rain in college station all at the same time

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

@Matt_Pinner Tennis

[E. King Gill @aTmColdChills]

Indiana and Texas A&M are the only teams to allow no points in the first half to Miami!

I’m taking that as A&M is as good as Indiana!

No questions at this time!

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

This is going to be a great story line for the next ice age movie.

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Miami lost the game on this drive.

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

@JoshuaBarzon Houston Northeast in the Atascocita area. Also had Christmas Eve and Christmas Day services!

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

That would have been a TD if Reed threw a good ball. Now’s it’s an incomplete.

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

This Sherrone Moore story went from:

"Let me get these jokes off" type of story, to:

"Let me send T's and P's, hope everyone involved is mentally okay" in about 2 hours.

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Friendly reminder that it’s not cool to post pictures of a victim, especially with anyone else in the photos who are completely innocent parties. #UMich #sherronemoore

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

@JeffNadu Thank you for cropping this photo.

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Have yall seen this crazy Makenzie girl on TikTok that keeps saying @JManziel2 is dead and has all this “evidence”? I’m honestly concerned for her mental health & the drugs she must be on… #gigem #tamu

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

@haydenschott Hopefully we can change out spikes at half to help with this turf. Wasn’t aware they were a poverty school.

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Can Texas not afford real grass in DKR?

[Kim Patterson @Kim_PattersonTX]

Here. We. Go. #gigem