Matt Masher

Things I do obsessively: watch The Office, swab my ears with Q-tips and listen to ASMR. Things I should do obsessively: read books I already own and floss.

[Georges St-Pierre @GeorgesStPierre]

@elonmusk I'm a huge fan of yours and it would be an absolute honor to help you and be your training partner for the challenge against Zuckerberg 👊😁

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

Your cats might thank you, or possibly die from an excruciatingly painful intussusception from swallowing the thread. #Darwin

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

@HeidiBriones It’s overkill. Use tin cans and a string. Your cat will thank you. 🧶

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@PokemonBeWillin Heracross for life!

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

Being a huge fan of the Office, I automatically got interested in Space Force. I have to admit that @donlakeofficial stole the show. His performance brought tears of laughter many times throughout. Well done Don, huge fan of your work in this!

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Tyson Fury knocks out Deontay Wilder in the 11th. What a freaking fight. What heart shown by both men. An all-time classic.

BUT I THOUGHT BOXING WAS DEAD?!?

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@strombo @StephenKing I miss your show, so much. Your ability to connect with people in a fairly short format but have it feel profound and meaningful was really something else for the time.

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost https://t.co/JcQkcsB2JH

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost Tomorrow then? Or the day after perhaps?

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost Well, that's what I am saying... Look it up. Vaccines against coronavirus are way less effective than the media and the CDC advertise them to be.

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost Perhaps you should not drown everyone’s opinion together. That’s fallacious and it leads to dementia.
But also, I never argued against the efficacy of vaccination as a generality. But certain type of viruses aren’t controlled with vaccines, like coronaviruses actually.

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost Do you think it’s entirely possible the whole system is full of shit, including the CDC and Joe Rogan both equally?

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost So I should get vaccinated because you say so, but I shouldn’t not get vaccinated because Joe Rogan says so? What’s different here?

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost Dans la vidéo, j’ai entendu des « Fuck You » et autres injures indiscernables. Des aggressions (roches/crachats) j’en ai pas vu, et tant mieux car c’est impermissible. Mais je crois que les gens ont le droit d’envoyer chier Trudeau parce qu’ils croient que c’est un trou de cul.

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@jon_prevost Donc c’est quoi que tu proposes? Leur enlever le droit de s’exprimer?

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@rickygervais I believe you, Humanity was crap.

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

💖 I'm sponsoring @funkbw because the addon MuteSoundFile saved my gaming experience of WoW as so many sounds just are unbearable for me. Thanks dude! https://t.co/n5oITVtcKH

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

Seriously @Deadpool, can you end the debate once and for all? Would your foreskin constantly grow back were you to be circumcised? Real friendships are on the line here.

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@SassyTravis And people who drive goddamn Acura SUVs and F-150 should have to pass a weekly fucken exam!

[Matt Masher @Kimarhi]

@PokemonGoApp I hope they will blow my mind, because I have no interest in this. Especially on iOS who still keeps crashing.