Food Ninja

I'm just enjoying life as it hits me smack in the face. Envious of those that are inked. Laughter is a game changer. Embrace others. Food lover and wine drinker

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

When you think you’re getting a good deal but turns out you just bought something that expired a YEAR ago 🤣🤣🤣 Dang @Publix what’s up with this?

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

Did a trial with @Glade air fresheners vs @bathbodyworks air fresheners in my apartment to get ready for thanksgiving. Verdict: I had 4 BBW up and barely could smell them. 2 Glade’s fresh linen smelled up the whole apt. Used to smell the BWW ones but I guess they changed them.

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@Chewy One of my friends recently lost her dog and this was the response from the company. She reached out to them to see if she could return the dog food because her dog had passed away and was met with complete kindness. Appreciate companies that connect with people 💕

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

When you’re excited about your salad from @Publix that you just bought but it looks like this. What’s up with this?

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@bradtravelers Look, we need to talk, Brad. I’ve watched every episode of The Travelers and now I’m forced to rewatch. I’m going to need you to get into that creative mind of yours and come up with another awesome show! This one was amazing! Fantastic job!

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@beanboxcoffee ...so the next day, my sister calls me to tell me that their neighbor brought it over after it was delivered to them. I immediately contacted this customer service rep and offered to pay for the second box. This was her response! I’m a customer for life! 💕

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@beanboxcoffee Let me just say that this has been one of the best first impressions of a company! I sent a box to my sister for her birthday and the box was delivered to another house and couldn’t find it. I contact Bean Box to see if they could help and they sent a second... (1)

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

I know someone that is doing a long ride down the coast of Florida to promote awareness of sexual harassment in the Military and she is trusting your bike to get her there! Any advice? @RideCannondale #SheIsArmyStrong #ArmyLife

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

Watching #Disclosure on @netflix and I love how eloquent @Lavernecox is and I’m waiting for someone to give this Alabama girl her own talk show. I’ve learned so much watching this and I’m fairly certain a lot of other people would if they took the time to watch it as well.

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@MuscleMilk opened up a drink and had to pour the entire bottle out. There was some kind of sludge inside and it doesn’t expire until September 2020. Never had this happen before in previous purchases. Have there been any issues with products recently?

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@jameelajamil I’ve accepted that I’m starting to look like the Tiger King and I hide it with a hat and a mask. Thankfully, I get to hide this mullet with a hat at work and I wear a uniform so no need to pick out cute outfits right now. Literally uniform and gym clothes. All day. Errrr day!

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

Watching @HobbsAndShaw during this quarantine and this movie is awesome!!! Monday made. Plus the wine doesn’t hurt... @TheRock

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

People have made fun of the “country/redneck” folks for a long time...now is their time to shine! “Grow my own food...catch my own fish...can hunt...gotta gun...she a bad broad” #SocialDistancingChampions #Rona2020 #Independent

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

All songs hit differently now:
T-Pain- “I’m a buy you a drank”
Me: “No thanks, quarantine.”
T-Pain- “Then imma take you home with me”
Me: “Umm...social distancing, no”
T-Pain- “I got money in the bank”
Me: “I don’t think you heard me...’Rona don’t care about money!”
@TPAIN #Rona

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

Need to check on @BetteMidler @DollyParton Betty White @cher I need to know these ladies are ok!!! #Coronavirus #DontMessWithOurLadies #ButForReal

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

Looking for Olivia Pope! She’s needed in D.C. @kerrywashington

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@kimberamerica 1212...and also bc my name is Kimber...bonus points right?!

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

I would just like to give thanks to @lizzo and her amazing voice...her songs are giving me LIFE today at work. Literally a song for every emotion. Thank you and carry on...happy Wednesday! #ThatVoiceThough

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@GoodysPowders does anyone think that new versions don't work as well as the old ones? I don't mind the new packaging bc it looks less like a drug deal but did you change the texture and potency of the powder? #Goodys #BadHeadachesForLife #TookOneAndStillHaveTheHeadache

[Food Ninja @Kimber1212]

@Butterfinger we need to talk about this "improved recipe" business. I took one bite and instantly knew something was off before even seeing it on the package. Why change something that was so awesome?! #WhyThough