Kimberl Merchant

[Kimberl Merchant @KimberlMerchan1]

@GraysonDaly Living for the politics of high winds

[Grayson Daly @GraysonDaly]

spider on the subway, where will he go???

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Who needs a boyfriend when you have 23 flavors?

[Ciara @slayerfest98]

This is the wardrobe of every K-drama leading man

[TwoSet Violin @TwoSetViolin]

🐥🐥

[Ray Chen @raychenviolin]

🐴 A serenade to the horses for all the bow hairs I’ve broken 😆🎻🎶
#raychen #violin #vivaldi #spring

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I signal-boost the viral content electric.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

He often wondered if reality was a simulation.

It comforted him.

His life was a train wreck, but maybe that was useful data for somebody.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

when you’re ninja brian, every day is the purge

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Pigeons are poems about garbage.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

don’t sing “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” to Ninja Brian unless you want shit to get real when you say “take my whole life too”

[relatable @byreIatable]

boys: i like girls with curves
girls: i like boys with class
me: i like classes with a curve

[Davey Wreden @HelloCakebread]

I have the news you've all been waiting for.

Today is the first day that it is possible to legitimately get the Go Outside achievement in The Stanley Parable.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

NOBODY RT THIS

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Ghostbusters commercial: who you gonna call?

Ghost haunting me: [looks at me nervously]

Me: lmao like you're scarier than a phone call

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was outside. minding my own business. when a leaf fell on my noggin. i will consider it my crown. and i will rule these lands benevolently