Kimberly Elaine

Life size adult human woman.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Motivation to get more fit: to look nerd-cute and slightly androgenous in button up shirts and not so much like Pillsbury Dough Boy on a job interview 😂😂😂 or like..hot Where's Waldo hahahah

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Discovered today that all of my full and 7/8 length leggings are NOT squat proof. Time to binge watch @hopescope videos and find out the best leggins to cover this 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 #pleasedontfreethebootyinpublic

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Yes, I'm a bottle of wine in. It's made me just tipsy enough to be honest with myself lol. Kyle wrote me a poem he's embarrassed but it is one of the few things to make me feel genuinely good. Not beautiful or anything like that. Just good. Worth the good things. Things are good.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

I have done a terrible thing holding on to the past the way I have. I've coated everything in glitter and made it desirable. I've thought of certain people with an innocent longing. The present and future hold so much more. I've been a hopeless romantic, it's time to be hopeful.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Three months into the new year and my new resolution is to remember that everyone has flaws. Don't hold people above the standard you hold yourself. Or really, to any standard. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Don't expect better from others than you do yourself

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Kyle had to shave his beard (😲) for gas mask fitting at work and he's been down. So I made him pasta aglio e oilio... definitely worked ;P didn't have a carving fork though :( and did the classic fuck up of making 100x too much pasta hahaha @BingingWBabish what do you think? :D

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

@stevezaragoza I had no idea Dayvin Ross was on Netflix 😂😂😂

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Why did I agree to this Bachelorette party? I barely even talk to these people..three cheers for an awkward as fuck night in Ottawa..

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

@staciescottyeah Thanks Stac!!!! ❤❤❤💃🕴💃

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Actively the most beautiful song I've heard in a long time 😍😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/xeQMkVpLPL

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

NEW VID!

@meekakitty wrote a song and it's beautiful so we sang it.

"words ain't enough"

https://t.co/02PsmKb7RE

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Most Canadian sentence I've uttered in a hot minute: "hackey boys are fuckin retaaarded." I miss AB, I miss being a stony plain bumpkin :P

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

1000x better than the shacks. #buhbyeladydrama #hellobeer #stahpstaringatmeswan 😂😂 https://t.co/f45Jan7Gk8

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

@candacesucks @AvaGordy @MikeFalzone @StevenSuptic that was real hard to fit in 140..I'm a little made about how grammatically shit it looks

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

was thinkin about being productive tmrw & decided 2 just rewatch my fav SF vids for fun @candacesucks @AvaGordy @MikeFalzone @StevenSuptic

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

The depths of being not cool:

Forming actual theories on vampire diaries and actually putting stock in them.

I gotta get outta this house.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

I'm ill equipped for feelings. It's always too much of the wrong thing or none of the right.

And on that note..I should do dishes.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

It might be the beer but I just want to run away and travel. Make a wish on birthday candles that comes true. Sell everything and be a nomad

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Just bought a $50 litter box..... This fucking car better know how much I love her.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

Rom com's make me so mad inside. You've known him for like thirty two seconds.....I can *guarantee* you're not in love with him.

[Kimberly Elaine @Kimburlesque_]

After spending 3.5 mths surrounded by people its so lonely being home alone. I actually miss those weird people, like a lot. They were great