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[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

If you’re a man just read this again - it’s very important

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Kaikai: We didn’t see the President yesterday. Yesterday, he should have done Bomas, and today, he needed to be off. It is not a show of power or strength; it’s insensitive, and it demonstrates a lack of empathy. These kids did not need to die. They did not want to overthrow the government; you don’t overthrow a government with a bottle of water, a mobile phone, or a flag, which is what some of these kids died holding #CitizenNewsGang @LinusKaikai

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I genuinely don’t think there’s a better celebration in club or international football right now.

[Limo @Limorio_]

“This car is 300hp but it is twin-turbo so it packs a total of 600hp” 💀

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Guess the anonymous camera man

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

What. A. Game. 🔥

[Rexx @Trafordtimes]

“Give us PSG”

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The young people of this country are the ones that will save this country. Once we return to the values of meritocracy in public service, such talent will not go to waste.

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Proper Counter attacking footy bro

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Nudes are overrated. Send me a video of you reading so that I can see if you’re literate enough to fight against the technofascist wave of illiterate anti-intellectualism.

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Haina comeback 💀😅

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[★ 🇦🇷 @thisismetro]

an empty street
an empty house
a hoe inside my heart

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Mbagathi way was built by bamburi cement as a test project to assess the viability of using concrete to construct roads in 2006. 18 years later bado haina potholes. The government declined implementation of the concept on other roads

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Premier League vote Senne Lammens as PL Signing of the Season. 🇧🇪

🇧🇷 João Pedro
🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka
🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki
🇫🇷 Adrien Truffert
🇸🇪 Viktor Gyökeres
🇧🇪 Senne Lammens
🇬🇭 Antoine Semenyo
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

#MUFC goalkeeper wins. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼