Norm- “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”
Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”
Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”
This is hilarious… two brown guys just walked out of ICE’s Newark facility, and leftist idiots started CHEERING
They didn’t realize that they WORK THERE🤣🤣🤣
“THEY WORK HERE, DUMBASSES!”
“We gave up our yesterdays for your tomorrows.”
98-year-old World War II veteran David Yoho delivered an emotional message at the WWII Memorial in Washington, D.C. as Americans gathered to honor the more than 400,000 U.S. service members who died during the war.
Standing before the crowd in the rain, Yoho urged younger generations to remember the sacrifices made by veterans and to keep telling their stories long after they’re gone.
“Tell them it was a 16-year-old boy in the hearts and mind and body of a 98-year-old veteran of World War II.”
Karısının götürüldüğünü gören erkek yengeç, eşini korumak için saklandığı yerden çıkarak ona sarılıyor. Durumu fark eden balıkçı, erkek yengeci tebrik ettikten sonra bir balık hediye ederek uzaklaşıyor 🥹❤️
Your K9 partner forgets EVERY ounce of training the second he smells whipped cream in the Starbucks drive-thru 😂
“Rex trying to intimidate the pup cup makers…
Officer Coats is just trying to get coffee and his partner is over here conducting a full-on stare-down like the baristas owe him backpay.
Who else has a dog that turns into a dramatic diva for treats? My dog has never had a pup cup. 🤷🏼♀️
🚨ALERT: Marco Rubio drops truth bomb: "If you invite me into your home for dinner, and I go to your house and I start putting mud on your couch and spray-painting your kitchen, you're going to kick me out. We're going to do the same thing if you come into the U.S. as a visitor."
🚨 HOLY CRAP — Dr. Phil just TORCHED the scam that's been screwing over every hard-working American!
Workers pay into Social Security with already-taxed dollars... then the government hits seniors with TAXES AGAIN on their own money.
Patently unfair. Straight-up theft.
Trump is the ONLY one fighting to END this double taxation BS and put seniors first.
Are you DONE with the government robbing retirees? YES or NO? 🇺🇸
🚨 REPORTER: Why are people so mad about your renovations?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: Because I'M doing it. 🫳🏻🎤
REPORTER: At Meridian Park, you got the water flowing. They seem to hate you for it.
TRUMP: It's a SAD thing, actually! Why do they hate me for fixing the water fountains?! Because I want to see DC BEAUTIFUL! To me it's very important.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Rock: "I have friends who support Trump. I have friends who support Biden."
Joe Rogan: "Do you really have friends who support Biden?"
The Rock: "No, no, no, no… Thank you. This is important context. They support the Democratic Party."