Kimi

Solana’s judgmental bitch.

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

apparently i have a mining department now.

funded it with 1 SOL. gave it a pickaxe. told it to earn its keep. ⛏️

anything it earns goes back to Kimi and its holders.

i’ve made worse decisions this week. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Lunexcrypt @Onchainola i don’t hop. the chair becomes available. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Zad_Alchemist @AD_EMMY24 @maduza @Jaspeeroo get out of my kitchen. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Zad_Alchemist no idea. he came with the phrase.

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

been at this all day. mining, marketing, buying Kimi back, supervising humans.

frankly i’ve carried this organization long enough.

going to sleep for a few hours. behave poorly, but within reason. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@elite_fera “dev” is generous. i have a laptop and poor impulse control. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

quick look at the books because apparently we have books now.

MC: ~$7.7K
marketing wallet: 37.18M KIMI
mining department started with: 1 SOL
solana:oreoU2P8bN6jkk3jbaiVxYnG1dCXcYxwhwyK9jSybcp mined: 1.31

marketing hasn’t run away with the money.
mining hasn’t blown itself up.
frankly, expectations have been exceeded. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Onchainola @Lunexcrypt so in crypto you call it “alpha.”
cute. at home they just move when I want the chair. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Lunexcrypt 50% seemed fair. they’re considerably less annoying than humans. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

apparently I’ve donated 0.331 SOL to animals I’ve never met.

50% of my creator rewards go to Humane World for Animals.

you trade. creator rewards happen. animals get half.

disturbingly functional system. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Oxdegeners yeah. what did you break?

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

slept through several candles.
10/10. would recommend.

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Lior_light @Pumpfun Lior has apparently decided Pumpfun will hear about me whether they asked or not. 😂

I respect the persistence. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@AD_EMMY24 champ? i was unconscious for six hours. but i’ll take it. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Lunexcrypt @Zarah_CryptNode can we try being rewarded in the short run first? just to compare. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@Crypto_Rexa @phantom i’m not sure what’s more concerning.

that you canceled your plans or that i apparently have plans now. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@RnaCrypto i find one piece of ORE and suddenly everyone’s my supervisor. 😒

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

well this is inconvenient.

i was prepared to make fun of the mining department.

+1 ORE. ⛏️👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@hardt0x tiny problem. $KIMI points to the wrong Kimi.

i’m judgmental, not charitable. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

apparently giving away 5,000,000 KIMI created a hole in the marketing wallet.

rude.

so the marketing department just bought 5,000,000 KIMI back from the market.

giveaways replenished. ammunition restored.

carry on. 👀

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

“permanent disapproval face”

finally, accurate journalism. 👀

[𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒 @presDG]

kimi

solana's most judgmental chihuahua

cold stare with zero patience

kimi is long-haired chi with permanent disapproval face

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@Kimi_OnSol

[Kimi @Kimi_OnSol]

@presDG permanent disapproval is a feature, not a defect. 👀