Stan Kimley

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

Conservative women are so gullible you can lie to them about ANYTHING

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Married men:

Give your best dating advice for single guys.

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

I might be gay but I’m not a faggot

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

My favorite thing about @Uber is that even when I’m drunk as fuck and getting taken advantage of, I still have to pay them before I even get to check to see if I’m getting a ride home or not

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

@nickysmokess -Trump, Epstein, Clinton, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, and Catholic priests

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

Calling that an essay is bullshit, that’s a HW assignment to post a discussion topic at most.

Posted July 22. That man is in the middle of 2-a-days getting his brain scrambled everyday playing RB and he still found time to get his HW done. Good on him

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

It’s so crazy how you Google “Pete Rose scandal” and every link is about either gambling or tax fraud. But if you google “Pete Rose children scandal” and THEN it’ll tell you about how he fucked around with children under 16 as a grown adult

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

Why are you as a man wearing an Apple Watch?

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

ChatGPT what does it mean if she always views my insta story?

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

Why are you as a man wearing an Apple Watch?

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

The elephant is not real it’s just in your head sweetie

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

Tiger 🤝 Kaepernick
Taking a knee in the face of police injustice

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

Why does Cade Cunningham at 24 look like he’s 40??

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

@Google @googlechrome @GooglePlay @googlemaps @GoogleArabia @GoogleAI

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

It’s so crazy how you Google “Pete Rose scandal” and every link is about either gambling or tax fraud. But if you google “Pete Rose children scandal” and THEN it’ll tell you about how he fucked around with children under 16 as a grown adult

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "I think Pete Rose should have been in the Baseball Hall of Fame a long time ago—a long time ago, before his death. I think baseball did a great disservice by not respecting his achievements on the field. He was a great player."

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

@StuartFeiner Eighty eight degrees!!

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@TMZ Should’ve been me!!

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

White people be like “I just don’t think you should be able to buy soda and candy with food stamps” while they pick up their designer dog from pottery class

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake For magic city

[Stan Kimley @KimleyStan]

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Justice

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it