Kimmy Fares

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

I miss my best friend… 😔

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Bill Gates owns 4 private jets:
🛩️ 2 Gulfstream G650ERs
🛩️ 2 Bombardier Challenger 350s

Each one of them emits more carbon in a single flight than your car in your entire lifetime.

But it's your car that's causing climate change 🤡

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@netflix love how I can’t watch my Netflix on vacation because your customer service just laughs and doesn’t fucking help you. Seriously about to just cancel and buy a different entertainment subscription

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@netflix love how I can’t travel and watch my Netflix because your customer service is terrible and they literally just laugh in your face and tell you they can’t do a single thing to help.

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

I wanna be kitten bread... 🐱🍞

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

Why is it called hot cereal when it's really just soup.

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

Miss this #timehop

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@UN_PGA @GVBohemenNZ will you encourage the 2017 #unsgcandidates to support #TheGirlAgenda? https://t.co/CmqSiFFnBI

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

I’m joining @MadeWithCode and #GlobalCitizen to inspire women to help solve the world’s challenges. https://t.co/A1sbbvdMhK

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

Do you think a ghost blows in the wind.. 👻

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

Your pants are so hot it makes me want to have sex with you😂

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@kelleybrat for real tho. 😍

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@lisettebattle

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

She said, "I can't get laid in this town without these pointy fucking shoes
My feet are so black and blue and so are you"

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@lisettebattle for reals. 😂

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@nickshlick my knee is still a little fucked up from them. Ima be seein you soon tho.

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@nickshlick or you someone's pool. Just need to check for rocks this time. 😐

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

@nickshlick I'm cryin! We should make a ramp to my pool..

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

Wtf is ocean water.. Maybe it taste like blue.

[Kimmy Fares @KimmaaSays]

Of course I have my rainy day fire badge. 😂