KIMSHADY

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

“You don’t get to light the match, then ask why it’s hot in here”

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

Imagine how embarrassed we all would be if we could sign into our old MySpace pages from 15+ years ago.

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@marcooanttonioo I’ve clicked both of these accounts and they have the same pictures posted from 1 day ago and I’m hella confused as to who is who and what is happening

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

We don’t just need people in our lives, we only need positivity ☀️

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@PracticalCarry @InternetH0F Wedding security is a thing ?! How do I get this 😂

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

The fact that we pay about 2,000$ a month to live in a condo where we have to be concerned that a human might shit in our laundry is crazzzyyy

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

The way @TheChallenge did ct so fucking dirty this week is wild.. we all know how much you have to pay him just to show up. Respect that man.

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

I don’t even know how to explain the way this feels like a story book ending. I can’t wait to marry my best friend 💕💍

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@yoosamkane Myself and Charlie coyle share some mutual uncles and cousins (etc) To say it’s a sad time in Boston is an understatement 😭😭

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@abolish_jess Brad mondo closeted because her has sa accusations against him from women but no one wants to talk about that…

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

Finding so much comfort being a mom who’s baby is sleeping peacefully while his dad and I sit in bed and eat way to expensive of cheese and croutons I made myself. This is my white picket fence.

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@MistrexCheshire @brokeseveralaws @memetazaa I have never laughed so hard at a comment. I will be using that last sentence for the rest of my life 😂

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@heyyitsjanea @asj519 Fr I need be kept updated on this I had a flood last year and I’m absolutely terrified of a repeat I’d be giving him all my money 😂

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

@kirawontmiss Nah cause that’s not close to even or blended but if they knew how to rock the trimmers with more control they could have a really clean and quick cut this way . Highly suggest a cordless magic clip for starters before switching to just a trimmer for fades

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

I feel like I never left my Snooki era except I stopped spray tanning and drinking. Otherwise i feel it’s the same chaos going on up in here.

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

Trying a new routine with my little bestie today to hopefully to get another nap and solid food feed in 🙏🙏🙏

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

Me and Devin watched this last night and I laughed so friggin hard 😂

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

"Sir, this is Wheel of Fortune." 😂

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

My son is laughing in his sleep and it’s the cutest thing in the entire world 🥹

[KIMSHADY @KimmmNorton]

Little bubby was finally getting on a sleep schedule and now that’s gone out the window tonight and his dad goes back to work in 5 hours. Today is going to be a rough one 😭