Kimmy

Mansfield University '23⚫🔴

[Aunty Kitty @wake_up_girl_3]

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Did you test this powder?"
"No."
"So how do you know what it was,"
"The husband said."

"Did you hear her confess?'
"No."
"So why arrest her?"
"The husband said."

"Did you do a thorough investigation of the events, the place, the evidence?"
"No."
"So why are you convicting her?"
"The husband said."

"Does she remember doing this?"
"No."
"Why does she say she did?"
"The husband told her she did."

Are you seeing a pattern here???

[Cristian Vancouver @vancouvercris]

Cher en su casa ahora mismo

[Mike Bales ™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports.

He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency.

(https://t.co/tjUXobjhhZ)

[ً @TheeePinned]

I'm not exaggerating when I say this would stop the world. Somebody make that call QUICKLY.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Real

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

DeCarlos Brown held up an Arby’s at gunpoint and only served three and a half years.

Was caught shoplifting 34 separate times.

Every bond was $200 or less.

He assaulted his own sister and the charges were dropped because she didn’t show up to court.

Called 911 claiming that satelites were in his brain.
Spent 24 hours in jail.

Arrested not 14 times.
Arrested 29 times.

All in Charlotte.
All released.
All unsupervised.

DeCarlos Brown boarded the train without a ticket but was allowed to ride.
He took a life that night.

This could have been anyone’s daughter.

Iryna Zarutska.
The media doesn’t want you to know the truth.

Clean up our F’ing streets!

[Miley Nation @MileyNation]

HANNAH MONTANA: 20TH ANNIVERSARY.

2026.

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

jill is GORGEOUS and so funny yet gets done so dirty on these shows, can we just make her the bachelorette
#BachelorInParadise

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump calls on the Washington Commanders to change their name back to the Washington Redskins.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

UNO is being added as a table game to casinos in Las Vegas 👀

(via Las Vegas Review-Journal)

[ellsb @fastxfourious]

guys vegas now has uno at casinos i need to plan a trip and spend all my money IMMEDIATELY

[🏞️ @bTor_sixty]

Lotta people bout to find out they play Uno severely wrong

[Diana ⚡️ @omgitsmokito]

vegas officially has a gambling uno table!!!!! im about to go and fuck everyones money UP thats my shit 😂

[Robyn @Robynlynnzie]

This is what ptsd looks like.

#TheLastOfUsSeason2 #thelastofus #TheLastOfUs2

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: i'm staying in the house so I dont spend any money

me in the house :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me all day Vs Me when it’s bedtime