Iam_kizo

Digital Marketer/Writer/Chef

[Neet @neet_sol]

Working your entire life so you can "enjoy" a couple years when you're close to death is the biggest scam of all time

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Ronaldo is holding him back 💔

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

there is something deeply unsettling about a society that keeps telling people to be more resilient while making the conditions of ordinary life progressively harder to withstand.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a fake fight to wish him a happy birthday.

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

Your appearance is literally a business card.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

We will never let people tell lies on this man's name. Never.

[Iam_kizo @KinKingstone]

The Life of a Nigerian youth summarized.

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.

You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.

You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.

You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”

You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.

You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.

[ISK @IyegereS]

The only child star who grew up to be a normal adult

[Baragan🐻 @_saylessbr0]

Once you understand no one is obligated to do anything for you, you’ll appreciate the people who choose to show up.

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

You don’t solve poverty by teaching everyone to become millionaires. You solve poverty by building an economy where ordinary work can produce a decent life.

[BayBay💮 @TheFifiBays]

Nobody talks about the part where you have to keep believing in yourself while nothing is working yet.

[Adeleke R. Bolanle¹⁵ 👨🏾‍💻✨ @ButtyGhetto_]

Cristiano Ronaldo was brilliant today tbh, you could remove the goal and he’d still have a decent performance.

He blessed Joao Felix with a clean chance but he missed, he gave Sadio Mane a sweet pass he also missed.

Thank you for adding that goal Cristiano, we needed it. 980 goals and counting, we’ll get there 🐐❤️🥰

[99 Majik @99Majik]

You can have zero qualifications but still get super rich because you met the right people. Life is crazy

[Yurdy @utdyudy]

Yes and he’s created 3 big chances as well. That’s the same number Pedri has created in his entire Champions League career 😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

CRISTIANO RONALDO 980 GOALS!!!

THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS AND THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE‼️‼️‼️‼️

[AlNassr FC @AlNassrFC_EN]

SIUUU No. 980 🐐🔥

[BIG D’C 🐐 ⚡️ @principaldc99]

Idk who is that Juventus IG admin, he love Ronaldo pass anything 😆😂😂

[TC @totalcristiano]

Bro literally has two careers. 😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Ronaldo scores.
Of course he does…
980 goals now, 20 more until 1000 for the 🐐 of the game.
@Cristiano

[Iam_kizo @KinKingstone]

@ValerieUTD Well said