Kinch the Pict

I live with my sister @CharlottePict in NE Scotland. My mentor is @HamboniusPict & one day, when my education is more advanced, I hope to join the #WLF.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

Do I still work or have we been locked out too?! *growls*

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@IsobelGlenelg For the avoidance of doubt, this is merely a pathetic joke from a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
I would never have anything to do with that party of self-serving charlatans and greedy, arrogant, nyaffs.
In fact, I wouldn't pish on them if they were on fire.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@aethelflaed @dfgillie Thank you both for your kind compliments. 🐱

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@IsobelGlenelg Once again, I note, WE didn't even get a sniff! Outrageous! 🐟😾

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@chronicknitting The rodents are marvellous - very strong and powerful. Worthy opponents for mighty hunters. So kind of you to send us them.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@chronicknitting Thank you very much for our mice. The rat has a wee hole in it already. We also stole the bat, tissue paper & envelope!

[Hambonius the Pict @HamboniusPict]

#WLF comrades! Please RT! https://t.co/zTiWUD6M06

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@MasterMelrose I hope my sister doesn't see that pic. You know what she's like. @IsobelGlenelg

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@Fraslet Maybe he's thinking of opening one of those cat cafes.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@Fraslet 20 bags? Are you expecting guests?

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

I will not brook imbecile dogs on my territory. Lolloping fools.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

∗furious∗ Two big black dogs were bouncing about in our garden! The maid shouted "Bugger off!" at them and they ran away. ∗sharpens claws∗

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@chronicknitting Thank you for your kind compliments. The more sinister the better, in our opinion. The maid says we're Evil Twins.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@MasterMelrose ∗swoons∗

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@MasterMelrose Only by a whisker.

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@MasterMelrose I thought you could. https://t.co/MtVLA326NP

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@MasterMelrose Saw this & thought of you... https://t.co/gclItozp8J

[Morris Animal Refuge @MorrisAnimal]

#MewseumMonday ~3000 yr old bronze&gold Egyptian cat statue giving you a look @pennmuseum. @CuratorialCats

[Morris Animal Refuge @MorrisAnimal]

#MewseumMonday ~3000 yr old bronze&gold Egyptian cat statue giving you a look @pennmuseum. @CuratorialCats

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

@mkhajdin I like to keep my paws and whiskers clean, but I'm tempted. Thank you!

[Kinch the Pict @KinchPict]

If I dip my paws in some paint, wander around on some A3 paper, then call it an article about Bowie, the maid says a paper would publish it.