Kindha Gorman

Communications expert. Plain language writer. College professor. Creative genius. Egomaniac. she/her

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My toxic trait is thinking I would be competent at any Olympic competition I watch casually. Like, how hard could men’s gymnastics be?

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Vigilantes? Techno? Threesomes?

That was the most French opening ceremony I could have imagined. Loved every second of it.

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Remember when I used to post writing tips every day? That was wild.

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This is my Super Bowl.

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I did not have a rollerblading Usher on my bingo card tonight, but I’m very here for it.

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Run.

[R/GA @RGA]

"We like to think of ourselves as a family here"

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

Girl math, boy math. Meanwhile "there" and "their" still whooping ya'lls asses

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@warren_weeks Agree. But trophies are nice too sometimes.

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I rewatched all five seasons of Six Feet Under just so I could ugly-cry during the finale. It was just as perfect as I remember.

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That explains it. 😬

[Stan/Lee @StanLeeTweets]

Who needs copywriters anyway? #GreatPrice

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Who approved this garbage campaign?

[CTV Ottawa @ctvottawa]

NEW: Graphic city of Ottawa jaywalking ad part of a 'behaviour change campaign' on city roads, staff say #ottnews

https://t.co/kJsyEYqFEL

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This is an annual reminder that the first day of fall is September 23, not tomorrow.

Please don’t take summer away from me with your pumpkin spice bullshit.

[Warren Weeks @warren_weeks]

PR and comms folks: In your career, have you had at least one interaction with a journalist who you’d say was unprofessional or unfair with you or a client?

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@warren_weeks @mediamandy @AinsleyInc @MollyMcPherson @sbrucecanada @JulieParkerComm Thanks for including me on this all-star list!

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My kid, before soccer practice: I don’t think I’m a striker.

Me: No? What kind of soccer player are you?

Him: I’m an emotional support player.

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@jeffhunt00 That’s a jam.

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Dooce changed the way I thought about writing. Her stories made me laugh out loud in my cubicle at my soulless job back in the early 2000s. I’d never read anyone so … honest.

Rest in peace, Heather.

https://t.co/672ivy88om

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@j_haig She is… an occasion.

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In the middle of a crazy week, this made me lol.

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Get this baby on the red carpet, these critiques are all we need!