Cordelia Urquart

''If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask daft questions.'' || Hufflepuff || 5th Year ||

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

The secret here is, she knew what she was doing, but @Diggory_Amos just likes to have his arms around her.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

It was so much fun! https://t.co/znquZYymFI

[𝓛𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝓔𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬 @BraveAlacrity]

Remember that one time we stumbled into a muggle photobooth?

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

All of you

Are.
Too.
Loud.
Stop.
It's too early.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

@Diggory_Amos specific..."
Her hands are on his shoulders, and she slows down, enjoying the look on his face
"Might even have to give me a hand..."

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

@Diggory_Amos "Take what off?"
She dips her head, lightly nipping at his jawline - it really is the good girls boys have to look out for
"Be more >

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

@Diggory_Amos Doesn't know how to lap dance so just...

Grinds her hips

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

What her parents imagined when she said she likes someone, Vs. What they're actually getting

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Is drunk and high and...

Sitting on @Diggory_Amos' lap.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

100% wants another shot.
She spilled her last one

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Is busy nibbling at her brownie...

It's good.

/Really/ good

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

"I WANT A BROWNIE!"

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Jumps at Alicia's squeal and spills her drink on Amos.
Too bad he's already shirtless.
It's not even worth the waste of alcohol

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

When your family doesn't know what you get up to at Hogwarts... https://t.co/sVdTEnQtR6

[Amos Diggory @Diggory_Amos]

You. @KindlySarcastic https://t.co/T85NC5kFBO

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Alcohol.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

This helps
Until she looks at her

Is that girl even human?
Probably not. https://t.co/NpPfLzpvDf

[Amos Diggory @Diggory_Amos]

His girl is feisty, a bit alcoholic, and more gorgeous than any other women combined.

Even against that Vanity girl.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Gladly accepts the shot
And Amos' too

Emma Vanity is doing a brilliant job at destroying her newly found confidence.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

There are other ways https://t.co/rq30LIaiza

[Amos Diggory @Diggory_Amos]

Just hers. Winks. https://t.co/j3RossQZsv

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Okay.
Is extremely jealous of Emma.
To the point that she strategically situates herself so far away from her that they can't be compared

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Is Low-key jealous of how pretty Emma is.
Is not going to show it.

[Cordelia Urquart @KindlySarcastic]

Amos just wants everyone to take their clothes off