MrKinetiCat

(21) pfp by @RedenWasHere I'll retweet random furry stuff and lewd dildo company stuff, so 18+ only, add me on discord: Kypsie

[Pancake (10$ COMMS) @SyrupedPancake]

friend of mine is so bad they got red square in wordle

[Myths and Stories @myths_and_stori]

owlnar. you stand here accused of torrenting three episodes of "south park" on the myths and stories corporate wifi, intended for business matters ONLY. how do you plea?

not gonna talk, eh? very well. i shall lay out the case then.

exhibit a: a letter from our business isp, accusing some unnamed individual of pirating season 28, episodes 1 through 3 of the show "south park." note here the file names and file sizes associated with this inquiry.

exhibit b: security cam footage showing our friend owlnar, fleeing from the scene of the crime at 16:25 last thursday— just minutes after the alleged download was performed. suspicious, no? well... that's just the tip of the iceberg. let me introduce you to...

EXHIBIT C: a portable thumb drive confiscated from owlnar's person by security, shortly after attempting to leave through the lobby's north exit. note the following MKV files contained within— let it be known by the jury, that these files match the name, size, and byte-for-byte content of the files specified in the letter of inquiry.

now, owlnar: though a jury has been provided to you, the power vested in me as "2nd string IT adjudicator" of myths and stories hq, bugtopia branch, grants me the permission to override any verdict given. thusly, i now pronounce thee GUILTY of internet piracy and poor cybersecurity practices.

your punishment will be carried out as followed: owlnar, you are to spend thirty days on the "guest wifi" hotspot, where your speeds will be throttled, your bandwidth restricted, and your traffic scanned by our "traffic snooping" interns. effective immediately, you are henceforth "rate-limited" until the specified time has been served.

may oniondog have mercy on your soul.

(from ig @ birdtlc)

[DAILY OBJECT @dailyobject_]

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[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

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[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

Insane that this is what you have to do in 2026.

[avery @manualhybrid]

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[ick (team mystery) @j2ko_]

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