Jason Tomlinson

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

Woohoo @DJohnsonPGA , ccu represent!! What a great round!

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@taylorswift13 you're great. Myrtle Beach,SC convention center pretty big, just saying

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@cavs you guys need Lillard... make it happen

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@SportsCenter, ATL could not handle the Lebron-slaught

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@Melanie_Collins would you ever consider competing on big break #BigBreak

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@SportsCenter why is former three point champion James Jones always on the bench?

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@JohnMayer I can portray John Mayer quite well

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

Watch out, OKC gonna shred tonight #KevinDurant, #SpeechOfLegend, #Clipped

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

Out with my baby catching shows

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

I think #Pacers just woke up

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@reneeskidmore @GolfChannel agreed

[Jason Tomlinson @KingAlfred12]

@JohnMayer or watching #TheBigBangTheory

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Wordplay is an acceptable form of humor when you're loopy.