KingAmendment

Constitutional Scholar. 5 Star Michelin Tire Chef. 6 Time BeyBlade Champ. Animal and Plant expert. 7th most trusted source on 𝕏. Arbiter of Truth.

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Fact. There are only 7 types of animals:

1 - Dog
2 - Chicken
3 - Fish
4 - Frog
5 - Snake
6 - Bug
7 - Snail

Fact.

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@hippojuicefilm I know this lady. her native language is Echo Location.

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@BadMemeArchive Classic Oklahoma Cyclone move. very nice. Unfortunately he wasn't able to execute the Goomba Stomp combo finisher...

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@SavinTheBees He just ascended to Kim Jong Illest.

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@mehdirhasan This is a great idea, but why wait until they get into power next time. why not just do it now?

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@SportScran @BlueJays @POTUS This has to be the last straw... Time to invade Canada and make them our 51st state.

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@sksnco @_InfoGram_ No one should listen to this moron. he's named after Japanese raw fish...

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@keidokindness

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Imagine what would have happened to a person if 100 years ago they said, "Some day there will be an autonomous robot chasing wild boars thru downtown Warsaw Poland..."

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@ManaByte It's a wavy fisheye lens joremy.

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@TristanSnell No one went to the moon. Everyone knows that the moon is fake.

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@NYGov

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@FinanceLancelot

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@footballguy82 As a Chef, you never wash the chicken. only dry it with a towel.

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@GovPressOffice Every time I see her I remember that interview with
@DrewBarrymore . Kamala is the "Mamala" America deserved! Victory in Latin is "Verga". Lets get "Mamala Verga" trending for 2026!!!

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@DudesaysHi72120 @nostalgiaa Not a Chat GPT response. Zhì péng, from the 2004 Asia Grand Prix popularized the STR. Yes, Starblasts are normally airborn, but the PEGASUS Starblast is a rapid bounceback off a side wall. Maybe try and win a local mall tourney before you step to the champ.

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@SolJakey GrecOzempic Roman Wrestling

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@alppouch

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@GovPressOffice what a fucking retard.

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@alphafox @DairyQueen testing out the Glizzard?