stephen aka slicklizzard

Rustin’s dad. Professional master-baiter.

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

I was once described as a “big ol’ boy” by the police

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

@afw0091 Sure is, huh?

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

Imagine naming your fucking kid Aspen

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

Watch Weapons

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

Ozzy, bro. Fuck.

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

I miss partying and I miss @FreeThrowEmo

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

I miss the feeling of knowing people give a shit about me

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

All caught up on the Berserk manga. What am I supposed to do now?

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

Every ten minutes the plug doesn’t text back is a year off of my life

[Cloudie McDoom @cloudiemcdoom]

The Fresh Prince of Zanarkand 😭

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

Very ready to smoke a gobbler this Saturday

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

“Dear Ronnie,

How’s that dick hangin’? Low, I hope.”

[DeDe @zxcvzxz000]

ff9 sd

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

@afw0091 I’m not ready to fight mean kids’ parents

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

Bought a turkey mouth call to practice on. Can’t wait for autumn to get home from lunch.

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

My 3 year old doesn’t want to sit around listening to Dopesmoker all the way through with me. Can I get someone cooler to hang out with?

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

@afw0091

[stephen aka slicklizzard @KingAssBeater]

You know what rules? Cigarettes.