Tom Poole

Winner - Highgate's Best Twitter Account 2012

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

Interesting how pathetically the privileged middle classes have reacted when for once things haven't gone their way.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

Instead of all having guns for intruders why don't Americans just lock their front doors. According to TV that's not a thing over there.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

No traffic at all in London. #tubestrike #ruiningeverylondersday

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

What's happening in Qatar has been happening for about 5 years.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Man's mission to cross-stitch #GE2015 results through the night http://t.co/B3fqmqx8qw

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

@BilllyJP eat sleep campaign repeat.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

Can't vote cos my mum was my proxy and she's gone to Paris. #conservativevoterproblems

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

@BilllyJP don't tell Jogee.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

No more lectures no more learning won't be long before I'm earning.

Well, couple years.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

Subtle looks at the camera in TV shows are the one.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Far from sacking Jeremy Clarkson, I think the BBC should film him 24/7. Entertainment and surveillance in one.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

What happened to Ebola?

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

Didn't prepare for pancake day this year. It creped up out of nowhere.

[Biz @LethalBizzle]

My next single on Dench Records/VirginEMI is called #FesterSkank 😝💃RT

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

Ham is off, smells of sulphur 2 days before the use buy. Another sign telling me not to shop at @Morrisons #hamgate

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

@Mills_Freds no one tweets any more mate

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

@Alex_Robson_1 people keep getting on to my twitter ha. Don't worry.

[Oliver Proudlock @oliverproudlock]

Courage is doing what you are afraid to do, and not allowing fear to rule your decisions.

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

@oliverproudlock Looking forward to seeing you later. Pres at ours as per. Can you bring that hoodie I lent you as well #tigertiger

[Tom Poole @KingBant]

The thought of other people preing in the basement of 35 Delph and using the pool table makes me physically sick.