Matthew Sturgis

Sculptor, Comic Nerd and Dino enthusiast

[Matthew Sturgis @KingBushku]

@DjuricTine I suddenly find myself parched!

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@syntoythesis @VictusThraex @Praxis_Fall I see Morty getting slapped way more often. “Shut up, Morty! I don’t care about the implications of genetically engineering the perfect Himbo!!”

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@Foxgearstudios @syntoythesis @Praxis_Fall Morty bitches way more, Korsches are honorable and loyal! No “Ahh jeez, Kirsche..” and way more “Munya! Awawawa!”

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@TheKingOfStank Clearly, the only thing Truk-kun respects is The Isekai.

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@hoshizorarock Ohoho, that is not my cheese! That is cheese from the dumpster! Once again, you’ve fallen into my trap, Cheese Police!

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@hoshizorarock Cheese Police, my cat beat you by fifteen minutes. You’re slowing down. Slacking. Have you been eating enough cheese, Cheese Police?

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@DaddyWarpig Ah yes. The Before Times. When I would steal the Victoria’s Secret catalogue from the kitchen. For Science. The Sears catalogue would do in a pinch as well.

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@hoshizorarock Cheese Police….why? You are now a House Thief. A terrible crime. You are going to be arrested, Cheese Police. Again.

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@StoneyHartin Good morning! Hope you have a great Sunday!

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@TheBugleDaily1 Oh no! That poor…oh, it’s a bicycle freak. Huh. Can the Menace just focus on those asshats?

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@DaddyWarpig Danger 5 is an Australian show. And a very good one at that!

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@TheBugleDaily1 Cursing that I was not prepared. My bottle of Seduction Desert Wine is not chilled!! Hopefully she’ll be satisfied one of my decent reds held in reserve.

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@AtRealBen @hoshizorarock Lemme get my popcorn….

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@hoshizorarock Cheese Police, is this an admission of Guilt?! Such Hubris!!

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@ANoNameXworker

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@CaptKirkJamesT

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@hoshizorarock Cheese Police, I will not lie to you. I would definiteky steal this succulent meal from you.

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@StoneyHartin Good morning and happy Saturday!