A guy brought his golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screamed her head off while his friend sat at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted!
I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you jackass?”
Her husband replied, “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Inspired by Yugi Muto & Seto Kaiba, items feature important symbols from their lives along with key moments from the show.
Be a first-rate duelist with first-rate style; it's your moveLimited pre-orders for our
Yu-Gi-Oh! jacket, bags, and scarf are closing soon ⏰
Inspired by Yugi Muto & Seto Kaiba, items feature important symbols from their lives along with key moments from the show.
Be a first-rate duelist with first-rate style; it's your move!
@abrobivel@EndWokeness SAME!! I’m from Canada and there are bad area that have things locked up like this. But man we couldn’t find a single CVS that had soap / shampoo to freely pick up…