King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Chief Partner of BuCaKi Partners LLP, America’s next great conservative media firm. I did not accidentally feed the governor to a crocodile.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

It’s time to set the record straight. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE #alpolitics

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

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[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

Can you really trust a governor who isn’t partially reassembled from confederate monument pieces? How will we know they represent our conservative Alabama values and stick it to the #WokeMob?

Call your legislator and tell them to change the Alabama constitution. #HeritageCyborg

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

Tired of these liberals telling us it’s weird and offensive for a governor to be made from parts of removed confederate monuments. #alpolitics #CRTisagainstourheritagecyborgs

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

I guess Goober got hungry afterwards. I dunno. Why are we bringing this up again? We got to get ahead of this story.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

Yeah I know

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

well I like to buy my Delta 8 in bulk. How was I supposed to know the crocodile would get into it?

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

Well if you’d been this attentive in making sure someone doesn’t get caught in a crocodile’s goddamn confederate flag bandana we wouldn’t be in this mess, wouldn’t we? ffs

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

No I’m not. I’ve been on twitter for years. I know how DMs work.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

hello?

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

hey I’m still dealing with the https://t.co/oftyuQQiXD story. Do you care to answer a DM? We got to get ahead of this crocodile thing.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

“Excuse me, sirrah, but that’s CONFEDERATE Juneteenth…” #alpolitics

[Habitual Line Stepper @LyleSaidSum]

Oh shit, Kay Ivey giving us the day off for Juneteenth..

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

Because it’s a sweet deal if you can get it, homie.

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

I'd like to see a poll like this in Alabama. I suspect you'd see similar results. The question is, why don't new candidates run on that?

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

[trap beat drops]

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

“Yo yo yo my fiscally conservative bitches Young Boozer back up in that ass and fundin y’all’s kids’ 529 plans… muthafucka.”

[Brian Lyman @lyman_brian]

Update: Young Boozer III has filed paperwork with the Secretary of State to run for State Treasurer next year. If successful, it would be his third election to the office. #alpolitics

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

Tell the truth, media.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

I am tired of being told that I’m misinformed about the vaccine. Quite frankly, the CDC needs to come out and say what we all know, what all of social media is talking about.

Which is that getting vaccinated makes your dick bigger.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

In girth and length.

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

No gods, only dumbass. https://t.co/4ebZXyL68q

[King Cockfight (cauk-fit) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KingCockfight]

This is real good.

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

This week I got to break the news to John Merrill that his political career was over (probably, since this is Alabama and all). It was weird. Here's what that was like. https://t.co/ZfwswBiVm1