Devon Simon

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!

[Devon Simon @KingDSimon]

@alxthompson5 @PatMcAfeeShow @TyHaliburton22 Aww thanks boo

[Devon Simon @KingDSimon]

*whispers* pitchers and catchers report tomorrow...
#GoMs

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️

Celebrate Fly, Fly Away Friday by hitting that RT button for a chance to win 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRpyjK

[Devastated Dipoto @SavageDipoto]

A warning to the West.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RETWEET TO WIN 🔱

We’re giving away a @JRODshow44 City Connect jersey and all you have to do is hit that RT button for a chance to win. You can also grab yours from the @MarinersStore at T-Mobile Park and our Downtown location.

#SeaUsRise x City Connect

[Devon Simon @KingDSimon]

You don't drink bud light cause it went "woke"

I don't drink it cause it's shit beer

We are not the same

[Did The Mariners Win @Didmariners_win]

👀👀👀👀👀 TY FRANCE IS LIKE THAT!!! AND WE. ARE. BYKE.

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

The numbers on Matt Brash’s cork-screwing, ankle-breaking, soul-sucking strikeout to José Ramírez.

Count: Full
Spin: 3,131 RPM
Horizontal break: 16.2 inches
Velo: 86.8 mph

[Devon Simon @KingDSimon]

*whispers* the mariners play today
#GoMs @Mariners

[Devon Simon @KingDSimon]

Girlscout cookies are $6 a box, this economy is officially ruined

[kim @KimmyMonte]

football and soccer are like gimme the ball i want that ball but baseball is all like fuck this ball get rid of it i hate it

[Devon Simon @KingDSimon]

@_yuckkk Is....is that a thing people say

[JR Levert @JRho_11]

Nigga that ain't Bill Burr??????

[Devastated Dipoto @SavageDipoto]

The Astros don't know the bone sent us

[Devastated Dipoto @SavageDipoto]

This is the greatest photo in the history of the Seattle Mariners

[Jeromy Krom @Jkrom34]

Someone just came to the front of my section and shouted “who wants to start the wave with me” and was boo’d back to their seat
“There’s a baseball game going on”

[Trident Deck @TridentDeck]

Magic number #LetsRide

[Curtis Rogers @AKidFromKent]

Men will literally go 20+ years without making the playoffs instead of going to therapy