Ethan

[AshYe @ashyeunderscore]

girls: your ugly

ranked teammates: you suck

friends: we hung out without you

indian guy at the liquor store: have a good one boss

it’s who you surround yourself with

[riri @coulddberiri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@LosPollosTV Last?

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@PeeWeeDaPlug Cards

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@CBKReport Mark few should be a lot higher. He’s never won a championship but he took a very tiny school and made them a powerhouse

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@xddxdx_ @Yourtruehero101 @cyclopsXsummerz @voiddmp4 I mean biologically it’s more like 19 or 20

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@TheAgingZoomer @RyanStreet77 @Throwaw04919754 @SizeStacker Most of the time you aren’t even in the car. And the ac in those vans are horrible

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@dxz0621 My baby should answer her texts :))

[Complex @Complex]

Mother handed out 200 goodie bags on a 10 hour flight in case her 4 month old baby cried 🥺

[ht: Reddit/ Admirable_Flight_257]

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@JazzmineBudge @msiziworld Lowk at least that’s a good mindset to have 😭😭

Rather be confident and ugly then insecure and ugly

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@euizidoro @barkgrl @ririettes I guess that’s fair

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@euizidoro @barkgrl @ririettes What does that even mean? White American is not an actual ethnicity so it really makes no sense to say there dna actually comes from America because that would just be wrong

[Ethan @KingETHANN03]

@euizidoro @barkgrl @ririettes It’s what every racial group does. A half Japanese half Korean person would do the same

[NBA @NBA]

The Golden State Warriors are 2026 NBA Summer League Champions! 🏆

[kage @sukikage_]

“their loss” but they’re doing fine without me and i’m the one up at 3am

[lumi @lumiagww]

yes fumbling the girl who talks with you 24-7 is gonna be detrimental

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

fumbling a weird girl that is obsessed with u should be punishable by life in prison