FluffysFunAdventures

Join Fluffy, a brain eating alien parasite, on his world tour to meet new and interesting people, and eat their brains.

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@Airport_FRA OMG we've been waiting for over an hour for our luggage, it's after midnight, what's the matter?!

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@KLM I got Covid and have been trying to cancel my flight since yesterday, but there was no response, neither from the hotline nor from your chat system! I can't do it online because this would also cancel the ticket of my husband! Please, I need to get through to someone!

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

Das gebuchte Auto von @flinkster_de ist nicht auf dem Parkplatz, aber ein nicht verfügbares Auto steht hier... wir sind seit einer halben Stunde beim Kundenservice in der Warteschlange, was soll das?!

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@dpd_de Vielen Dank, hat sich hoffentlich erledigt, habe gerade eine Mail bekommen, dass die Zustellung für heute geplant ist! Habe zur Sicherheit eine Abstellgenehmigung erteilt.

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@dpd_de Der Zusteller hat nicht geklingelt und jetzt steckt mein Paket im Paketzustellzentrum fest! Wann kann ich die nächste Zustellung erwarten? Auf die Support-Anfrage antwortet niemand!

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@PJVogt Any new projects? We miss you!

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Duo made me do it! @shitduosays

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@eBayDE Eure YouTube-Werbung ist so nervtötend, dass ich allein deswegen zurück zu Amazon gehe 🙄

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@david_jenkins__ We just finished binge-watching your amazing show! 😍👽 Rest assured that when I'm president, cancelling a TV show will be a crime! But until then we need to know: What happened to Jeff's people? Was the Alliance taken over by an AI? Or was Eric a space pirate?

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

A postcard told us to get waffles. I usually don't follow commands, but I'll make an exception for this one! 😋 #36c3 #c3woc

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We won big @dist0rtionproto! Eating all those hacker brains totally paid off! 🧠😋 #36c3 #planetscape

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@dist0rtionproto We don't get it... DM, please?

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

@dist0rtionproto Chapter 7 gives us 3 possible answers, but none of them works. 🤔 Help please?

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

Huston, the parasite has landed! #36c3

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@FilmGizmo To take a tour, annihilate the USA, and have some drinks afterwards in the lovely bunker restaurant. They even have wifi! 😁

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@ClueCarre Thank you, guys, you're amazing!

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"If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape! Redneck rule!"
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#gish #gish2019 #redneck #redneckengineering #ducttape #biketracker #bikefinder #airpods #airpodsfinder #item37

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

Mom, are you sure the cleaning service emptied my poop container the last time they were here? It doesn't usually glow like that.
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Mom! I don't think it's a good idea to stick your head in there while it's screaming "SMASH"!
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#gish #gish2019 #nuclearwaste #HulkSmash #item124

[FluffysFunAdventures @KingFluffificus]

I'll show you, Mr Lunar Tick! You're going to regret sneaking into my home and trying to suck out my dad's brain! I'm the only alien around here who does that!!! Let's see how you like a mason jar prison for a few years!!!!!
#GISH #gish2019 #lunartick #item160