Jordan Vischer

Don't be shy. I only bite if you ask. DM's are open. Blithely unaware of how to do this. Any of it whatever it is. I'm just faking it👍

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@GalacticaGay314 Substance!

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@caralynnej ☠️

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@caralynnej But you're so pretty I can't help but to stare🥺

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@caralynnej But does it still look flawless though??? Of course it does💅💄💋

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@STLMaddz If you ever want your own personal piano accompaniment while cleaning just sit in the background playing 😂😂

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

I also decided I'm gonna be more raw on here. All I wanna do is eat too many edibles and blast music in a dark room until I don't even know who I am anymore. But I have an adult job now and I have to pre schedule that time out of my week 😒

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

I decided I'm gonna start being blunt about how I feel. Fuck your feelings(Not really I care deeply about so many of you 🥺) But my feelings are valid. And I'm not gonna let people walk all over me anymore.

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

I decided I'm gonna start being blunt about how I feel. Fuck your feelings(Not really I care deeply about so many of you 🥺) But my feelings are valid. And I'm not gonna let people walk all over me anymore.

[z @zziak22]

need a weighted blanket so heavy that it crushes my bones and I disintegrate into mere dust, settling back into the earth from whence i came

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

I know this is a a little late but fuck covid-19

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@STLMaddz Amen🙏 Sorry Sky Daddy

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@STLMaddz Here I am laughing my ass off bc I've never heard "sky daddy" before and fucken that's mint👌

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

There is this boy and he's being stupid. That's it. That's my short story😒

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@FakeFanAdam Have you ever made a pasta from scratch and put the red pepper flakes in while boiling down the cream??? It literally puts the sauce on a whole new level🤯

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

I should be annoyed that Pentatonix has come out with yet again another Christmas album. But I am not. I am stoned driving down back roads listening to it at the top of my lungs because music and weed are the reason I still walk the earth.

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

How do I even do this still? Literally can't stand every other form of social media rn so I'm back on my tweet game ya fucks

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

dear straight men, put that stuff you use to jack off with on your entire body

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@sehnsuchtem I feel this hard

[Jordan Vischer @KingGingerBread]

@ryuhhnn I tell people all the time that boys are dumb.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.