No Hassel Bets

Kentucky’s finest amateur sports capper working his way to the big leagues. Two bets a day to keep the haters away. Follow me for exclusive picks on all sports!

[Jarrett Martinez @JarrettMartinez]

Traffic near Kenwood CC was crazy today. Heard those smEAGLE boys were playing, but I wasn’t expecting that big of a crowd

[No Hassel Bets @KingHassel]

@Stultz24 Haha what about adoba ranch?

[The Winged Helmet @TWH_Chris]

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#GoBlue

[James T. Yoder @JamesYoder]

Winning the national title during a 4-game losing streak to Michigan is like marrying the girl of your dreams after she bangs 4 of your buddies on her bachelorette party

[UofmUpdates247 @UofmUpdates247]

Mason Graham man Lmaoo 🤣🤣

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

These were seen on US 23 and 14 in Ann Arbor today and no I did not photoshop this.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Anybody who says that is Jack Sawyers most memorable moment of the season is a liar and everybody in Ohio and Michigan know it bro 😂😂😂😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This rant is for Michigan and Ohio State fans only? Does Ohio winning the natty erase the fact they are Michigan’s bitch?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

CHILLS: Hundreds of #Bengals fans worldwide reacting to the team going to the Super Bowl in 2022.

“We’re going to the Super Bowl!”

Cincinnati‘s first Super Bowl appearance in 33 years.

Epic.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

There are people still out there in 2024 that believe this is real.

No seriously - they actually think this happened & this is the film of it happening.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

How did The Simpsons know?

[No Hassel Bets @KingHassel]

Hey @lukecombs front door famous or remember him that way tonight?

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Remember - The Deep State didn’t need a perfect plan

They knew the shooter would be killed - dead men tell no tales

They don’t care that the Secret Service Director is resigning or being investigated

They probably didn’t even care if we caught them red handed

They just wanted Trump dead at all costs

There are *trillions* of dollars at stake with war profits, Big Pharma, and open borders and it all ends with Trump in power

With Trump gone, they could easily drag Biden or Kamala across the finish line

But Trump is still standing, now more powerful and popular than ever

They never thought the shooter would miss

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

THEY SUNK THE TITANIC ON PURPOSE TO KILL OFF THE POWERFUL MEN WHO OPPOSED THE CREATION OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE ⚠️

Did you know that 14 years before the Titanic sank a man named Morgan Robertson wrote a book titled ‘Futility’ that predicted it all in detail?

Here are the striking similarities from the novel:

1. The fictional Titan (in the book) was 800 ft long; the Titanic was 882.

2. The fictional Titan, moving at 25 knots, struck an iceberg on the starboard side on a night of April, at midnight, in the North Atlantic, 400 nautical miles from Newfoundland. The Titanic, moving at 22½ knots, struck an iceberg on the starboard side on the night of April 14, 1912, 11:40 PM, in the North Atlantic, 400 nautical miles from Newfoundland.

3. The Titan sank, and the majority of her 2,500 passengers and crew died. The Titanic sank, and 1,523 of her 2,200 passengers and crew died.

4. Both the Titan and the Titanic were described as “unsinkable.”

5. Both were described as the largest craft afloat and the greatest of the works of men.

6. The Titan carried “as few as the law allowed”, 24 lifeboats, which could carry “less than half” of her total complement of 3,000. The Titanic carried only 16 lifeboats along with 4 Engelhardt folding lifeboats.

7. They both sank after hitting an iceberg in the middle of April.

THERE IS A REASON THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TITANIC 🚨

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

In 2023, only 32% of players hit the green on the par-3 16th @MemorialGolf.

The scores made a statement and @JackNicklaus responded by moving the tees up and 30 yards right.

[Wink Martindale @CoachWinkUM]

#BuckleUp 〽️

[Jayhawk Gonzo @JayhawkGonzo]

Please remember

Coach Cal could only win a SINGLE national championship at Kentucky with these recruits

[Dr Keeneland Dan @fatbaldguyracin]

Anyone complaining about the Pat Kelsey hire at UL , you either do not know anything about basketball or you do not understand coaching and running a program. The man is a winner since he was born. He will outwork everyone, he is a better person than he is a coach. His entire family played college basketball including his brother, sister, and brother in law. He has the family support, the players all love him, he is grounded, he has coached in the ACC when Wake Forest was Top 5 . He has recruited ACC level players, his offense is tremendous. His players play w passion. With the right NIL in place he will win . Fans will love him soon as they get to know him trust me on this I have known him since we were in diapers.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Bridge Collapses
Planes falling apart
Insanely huge suspicious fires
Series of train derailments
Chemical substance explosions
Food production facilities being burnt down, planes crashing into them
Thousands of mysteriously dead cattle
New York Underground network of tunnels
Southern border insanity

These are just a few things that have happened across America just in the last year

People get angry for questioning such events - but if you believe they are all truly authentic then at this point you are simply asleep, naive, ignorant or just stupid.

[No Hassel Bets @KingHassel]

It don’t matter what seed you get, prove you the best