Humfrey King

Music is the best.

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I have a dream where one day people will not be judged by the content of their character, but by the quality of their fridge magnets. I have a dream!

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@Asleep2000 Make with the Marlboro

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@Asleep2000 I can smell it !!

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@Asleep2000 I’m neither Polish and southern Polish and 1% ashkanazi Jew

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@Asleep2000 I could do that with a push pin and a pair of pliers!

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@Asleep2000 Pakistani head massages !!

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@all90saltrock Front loaded

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@Asleep2000 The only semi-good album Weezer ever produced

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@Bimbis_The_Wung It was a movie

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@eyeonaxis @Asleep2000 I once tripped on mushroom ms in Poland and took a sleep on a hayfield just like this

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still scares me just looking at it 😂

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@Asleep2000 Mayonnaise is AIDS on a plate.

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All of Britain thought i was weird for wanting air conditioning and not wanting mayonnaise on every single thing i ate.

I still stand firmly by these two rules for life.

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remember when i accidentally tweeted a cultural touchstone and now i get maybe 40 views and zero interaction on anything i write lolzzz

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@PlaidOnFlannel Chrissie Hynde!!

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@kelly_ques Romulus by Sufjan Stevens

https://t.co/rQTOjHvLUz

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Facebook is like: Remember that dude you barely knew in high school, yeah, his sister died.

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@ATRightMovies Frankenstein, the original

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@KhanSaba1278 Casablanca

then

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