1611 Baptist School

Emphasis on the King James, not the Baptist School. A ministry of Old Testament Baptist Church - Dr. Lloyd Legalist, Pastor.

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We pioneered "classrooms at 25% capacity."

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@TheBabylonBee Ouch

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@markets It could also be better. Or the same. So many angles to this story.
Keep up the good work!

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@ChrchCurmudgeon Sola Compton

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We're getting a lot of return mail from the last batch of delinquent tuition notices. Please don't make us have act like a business and do something.

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@LloydsProdigal @LloydLegalist ... your face?

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@JamesASmithSr Yikes

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Schedule update!
Rather than dismissing at noon this Wednesday, we have decided that Thanksgiving break starts tonight.
We apologize for any inconvenience.

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@LloydLegalist @LloydsProdigal ...on his face?

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NKJV
#RuinABookWith1Letter

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We finally had to turn on the heat this morning.

Y'all. Are we absolutely positive there's not a dead body in the vents?

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@LloydLegalist Biden totally camps; Trump rushes with AR, suicides on his own semtex, rage quits.

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Another year, another win.

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The school van passed the emissions test! Good thing they don't check seatbelts, floorboards or door latches.

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@LloydLegalist I think that along the way you picked up some followers under the "fundy baptists hurt me and that's why I'm agnostic/gay/seeking/etc." umbrella.

Flush'em out with the tried and true, "Facts don't care about your feelings."

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If you spent the last year calling every Trump supporter a racist, you don’t get to pull this “We’re on one team now” crap.

Either they’re legitimately racists and you shouldn’t want them on your team, or you blatantly lied about them and they shouldn’t want to be on yours.

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Since we have to serve lunches today, the menu will be Vienna sausages, baked beans, and canned fruit.

That was intended to sound special when we reopened in January, post-war.

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@ChrchCurmudgeon They should be separated, as God intended.

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On brand:
Today students need to be reminded that we live in a Democratic republic, not a democracy.
Also remind them that it's Free Choice Day, not Election Day.

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Not really expecting this to apply to my few followers or to be shared, since it is not peaceable. Just smirk and nod(or shake your head in sadness)

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To those posting about their conflicted, prayerful voting for the socialism fast track, & how it will help their witness/the Gospel:

We don't think you're more spiritual

The people you're appeasing think you're a chump

One day that Gospel will be labeled hate speech

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It's this simple.