Scientists are turning up dead or missing. Crazy. I actually had that in my 2026 bingo card. That’s the start of every end-of-the-world scyfy movie. As a plucky comedian, I have a 65% chance of surviving so…carry on. I think it was AI. Has anyone even questioned Grok?
#BikeRide for the win!
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Scientists missing and 86’d. It’s hard to ignore now.
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It’s not that kind of walk of shame. @elevatelifestyle #tacoweek
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Keep your wits about you #misinformation
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I’m an addict. #potatochips
If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to https://t.co/8SRyRQNyCt for upcoming shows.
The sexy part of #gardening
If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to https://t.co/8SRyRQNyCt for upcoming shows.
I was on a fact finding mission. #alphamales#vaccines
If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to https://t.co/8SRyRQNyCt for upcoming shows.
Be confident, not cocky. Trust me. I’m a genius at comedy.
If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to https://t.co/8SRyRQNyCt for upcoming shows.
You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Even chopsticks.
If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to https://t.co/8SRyRQNyCt for upcoming shows.
@patMcAfeeShow Jaylen Warren is the most under utilized weapon since the blow dart. How are they not everywhere? Super effective. Silent. And they crush 300 pound rhinos. This guy is East Coast McCaffrey. Thanos would save him. C’mon #Stillers@steelers
@PatMcAfeeShow Jaylen Warren is the most under utilized weapon since the blow dart. How are they not everywhere? Super effective. Silent. And they block like a 300 pound rhino. This guy is East Coast McCaffrey. Thanos would save him. C’mon #Stillers@Steelers
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