King Jesus

God is the greatest.

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🚨 ALERT - JESUS HAS RETURNED!

Pray to God.

Pass this on.

We are at the end.

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A slight twist to a democracy

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Try not to panic

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Everyone’s gonna die anyway ): (:

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Drugs over Suicide any day.

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Help our people out of hellfire!

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Good vs. Evil

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Everyone should learn Arabic and English going forward

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I’m sure everyone can get along

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Suffering

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@ogatairl I’m Jesus and cocaine is now halal!

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It is now finally against the law to kill anyone’s vibe.

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Happiness

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Peace for everyone!

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Stop war!

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I’m here to help you guys

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I got the evidence, pull up

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Who can connect me to a reporter?