SIMP: "I want us to be in a relationship, because I have feelings for you.
BABE: "How will I know you're serious?"
SIMP: "How can I prove it?"
BABE: "I don't need to tell you, you know what to do."
SIMP: "Give me your account details so you'll know I'm serious."
Omoh, e no fit better for simps.🤦
The Bible mentions:
Fruit 250 times
Grapes 119 times
Figs 66 times
Honey 65 times
Olives 59 times
Dates 44 times
Barley 37 times
Herbs 37 times
Pomegranates 33 times
Salt 31 times
Manna 19 times
Almonds 10 times
EAT BIBLICAL SUPERFOODS
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The Federal government of Nigeria once praised HE Peter Obi for transforming Anambra State across crucial sectors.
Now, Tinubu and APC urchins want to change the narrative. It's too late.
Peter Obi is coming and #NigeriaWillBeOK2027
To everyone screaming they shouldn't be *forced* to have a baby: here's a novel idea - close your legs, and stop being wh*res. Not having sex is a 100% effective way to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. Actions have consequences. Stop using murder as a way to escape responsibility.
Modern dating has created a strange situation for men.
A man is told to approach, but not be too forward. Pay, but don't think she's entitled. Lead, but don't be controlling. Be confident, but don't intimidate her. Be vulnerable, but don't become emotionally dependent. Have standards, but don't be demanding.
Then people wonder why so many men are choosing silence and distance.
You can't keep giving someone a rulebook where every move has a contradictory interpretation and then blame them for eventually deciding the safest move is not to play.
Most men did not lose interest in relationships.
They lost interest in constantly being evaluated.
INCREDIBLE: 56-year-old grandmother Vickie Williams-Tillman jumped onto a violent attacker's back to save a police officer's life.
In Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Vickie was running morning errands when she saw a police officer in a heated argument with a suspect on the side of the road. Before the officer could react, the suspect tackled him, grabbed his heavy flashlight, and began violently bashing the officer over the head while trying to pull his service weapon from its holster.
While other cars drove right past, Vickie pulled onto the grass, leaped out of her car, and jumped straight onto the violent attacker's back. She locked her arms around him, pulling his hands off the officer's gun and holding him off until backup sirens began blaring down the street.
Police Chief Carl Dabadie credited Vickie with saving the officer's life on the spot, awarding her the department's highest civilian honor.