Doobie Van Kenoobie™️

(Parody Account - the Jedi Order fell many moons ago) #smokefleet

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@charlieo_conn Love it.

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@Schwalm5132 What are you talking about? Where do you even invent that bullshit?

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@WhaleHunterReal 3-2 Norway

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@GadSaad You’re missing a soul, that’s for sure.

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@georgebuzzjeans @Junglegsus @BillAckman @NYCMayor Not my problem you’re allergic to facts.

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@georgebuzzjeans @Junglegsus @BillAckman @NYCMayor He’s not an Islamist. So you’re already an idiot. And he’s far from a “radical leftist.”

I bet you think strippers like you too.

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@ADiMarco25

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@MikeBales You can’t boycott a national holiday, you dimwit.

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@pacoccino @BradthatRadLad You seem like a happy guy.

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@pacoccino @BradthatRadLad Thanks for that penetrating glimpse of the obvious.

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@umpteenthacnt @DTerps74238 Drink a beer.

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@DTerps74238 @umpteenthacnt Fair enough. Sorry I sort of invited that convo in my man, my bad

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@fiago7 Probably because many Americans and Canadians honestly got to know football through the video games!

I know a bunch of folks who got into it because of the games.

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@umpteenthacnt @DTerps74238 Sure. It’s just ignorant. I’m glad you’re espousing the opposite of American values on the 250th. Keep it up!

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@umpteenthacnt You’d have been a star at Nuremburg.

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Ok well I’m an American whose family settled in Massachusetts in the 1630s.

I strongly support Gavin Newsom.

To be clear, I think gerrymandering is egregious regardless of party, but if republicans keep doing it, I’m glad at least one Dem has a backbone and responds in kind

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Every account coming to Newsom’s support in my comments

Either doesn’t live in America 🇺🇸

Or

Doesn’t even live in California ..

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@umpteenthacnt Trembling in my boots

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Ted Cruz cares more about *falsely* adding fuel to the fire of a culture war than he does about his own wife or Texans during weather crises.

For the former, he willingly is cuckolded by the man who insulted his wife.

Latter, he fled the country and blamed his kids.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Collins: On the casings, I don't remember there being a transgender one on there.

Cruz: There's a reference to do you see my bulge, which is I'm told is an online meme for transgenderism

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@DamianLow3 Guess

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@umpteenthacnt @cmclymer

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@umpteenthacnt @DTerps74238 No, I said you’re ignorant or a bot for the original stupid comment. And pointed out you proved your ignorance by saying “Somalians”

Not difficult

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@umpteenthacnt @DTerps74238 Guy doesn’t know what obtuse means. I would say touch grass, but honestly you probably should read a book.