Kyle

Rather be Wakeskating

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

Woman may tell you it's the motion of the ocean not the size of the ship. But when it comes to boats they like 2 kinds. Yachts and cruise ships.

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@daviskathy02 @Waddingt11Brian @POTUS Was a $1.08 in Florida before Covid

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Happiness is the ultimate crime this app will not forgive

[STAR’S DAUGHTER🎲 @madi_thebaddie]

In 2018 when the guy I was seeing texted me
“Monday night raw?👀”
So I planned for a night of intense pleasure but instead I ended up here..

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@maegates__ I can’t go to sleep knowing I’m taxed at 50% and can’t go to any public place in LA with needles, trash and homeless everywhere. So

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@mxtaliajane Finally cleaning up LA. About damn time

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@PigmentsnPixels @bitterbettyboo @defnoodles You’re the one commenting on Twitter posts from almost a year ago.

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@PigmentsnPixels @bitterbettyboo @defnoodles Wow and you assumed my gender! Hate speech alert! Ban free speech now!!!

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@PigmentsnPixels @bitterbettyboo @defnoodles It’s my gender orientation to use your* so thanks for the micro aggression bigot!

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@PigmentsnPixels @bitterbettyboo @defnoodles Wow that drywall joke was pretty offensive. Your basically hitler. CANCELED!! Ya done

[Kyle @KingKyle109]

@Mista_Meister Just be happy she didn’t say “I’ll circle back”

[Ruby🧙🏾‍♂️ @beepboopruby]

these hoes must be coleslaw the way i substitute them for more bread

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Remember guys: coronavirus is so real and so deadly that Joe Biden just authorized 25,000 migrants to enter our country from Mexico on foot.

You going to work or celebrating holidays with family would be a crime against humanity though.

Obey.

https://t.co/n5gRlspkZ5

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

The world always takes a while to catch up with my ideas, but it gets there in the end...

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Interesting

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

Breaking: The Kansas City Chiefs managed to find 50 uncounted points at 4am. They’ve been named Super Bowl LV champs.

In other news Tom Brady has been banned from Twitter.

[Heather E Heying @HeatherEHeying]

When people say “trust the science,” what they too often mean is “trust the scientists who say what I already believe.”