King Lear

The greatest, best, Respectable, amazing, legendary, manliest, intelligent father who has one of the most exceptional mentality in all of history

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

NO NO NO NO NOOO!!!!! Cordelia’s GONE FROM THE WORLD :(((((( ASGFVFE$RGTRDFTGHgdfg WHATS HAPPENINNG, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? GoodBYE SCREW THIS CORDELIALESS WORLD 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 #goodbyecruelworld #goingtomeetCordelia

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

Did i just hear that right? Cordelia just blessed me? Am I dead? This cannot be true. My daughter forgives me for all my sins. Nothing will produce greater prosperity. I feel unrestricted now. #blessed #content

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

I feel like a terrible father. Why did I do this to my sweet daughter Cordelia. Will she even forgive me? Omg omg omg omg, what am i Gonna do? 😭Please pray for me god. #prayforKingLear #forgiveme

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

LOLOLOL, I found @Goneril16565653 with a white beard. 😋😋They thought that they could take me down but NOOOOO I am big strong. THEY TRYED TO FLATTER ME BUT NOPE!! I CAN SEE THROUGH THERE EVIL PLOTS NOW. HHOEEEHOE HEHHEEE !!! 😅😅 #Outplayed #feelingGreat

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

Oh baby!! Goneril and Regan getting what they deserve!! 🤪🤪 Am i rite? Cant wait to watch them get hanged for justice. They deserve to die like crooks for what they've dones bad deeds against me 😬😬 #deathbyHang #suckydaughters #trial

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

I’ve met legendary philosopher @PoorTom88. OH what will I do if I can't be WITHOUT him. 🤪😍 HEEHEE. GOD wears no clothes? So do I !! If he dies I might as well DIE TOO!! HEEHOO!! Here is the picture of the GREATEST man alive. #poorTomIstheBest #fate #WhatALegend

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

THE STORM, THE RAIN, THE THUNDER!!! MY LIFE SUCKS!!! 🤬🤬STRIKE ME!!!! STRIKE MISSILES AT MY GOOD FOR NOTHING BODY!!! ANYTHING YOU DO IS BETTER THAN MY DAUGHTERS TREATMENT!!! JUST END ME!! #LIFESUCKS #WEATHERISGREAT #DAUGHTERSUCK

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

I can’t believe this. I can’t believe this. I can’t believe this! Goneril?? Regan?? Why are they acting this way?? I’ve been nothing but an excellent father to them. How could they treat me like this 😢😢. #help #Unbelievable

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

These lowly servants are treating me like a daughter’s father! Do they not know who I am!! I am the rightful King of Britain!! I will tear out their limbs and force them to eat dirt like peasants just like that lowlife servant of Goneril!! #angered #goingtomakethempay

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

My own Fool is speaking gibberish as usual. Claiming that I suddenly turned angry for no reason! What an idiot! Calling me a Fool for giving away my land! Does he not look in a mirror? Calling me a fool will be the last thing on his mind after I’m through with him. #stupidfool

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

Today I have met someone intriguing. He goes by the name of Caius. To my surprise, his facial features resembles those of the banished Kent. If I like him after feasting, he will become my most loyal Servant. #helooksverysimilar #hopesup

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

Truly baffled by @cordelialear13‘s statement. Is her mind believed to be in anarchy? How can she not love me to her fullest like her 2 other respectable, loving sisters? I no longer associate with her. #betrayed #CordeliaSucks #ReganAndGonerilAreBetter

[King Lear @KingLearBestDad]

@Goneril16565653 is an incalculably demented cretin and a rotten coma-inducing orgy of indignity!! I hope she never gives birth because It would be atrocious to have this thing as your mother. #gonerilsucks #lowlife #rudedaughter